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One Big Ignorant Ball of Donny Fun "Donny Needs Attention"

You have fought the valiant fight and are to be commended for your service. As a relative FNG when it comes to Donny, I pledge to continue battle with this scourge until such time as it is completely and inexorably eradicated.

Charlie don't surf.
 
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HULK'S DIARY THAT IS ON THE INTERNET


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WORD SEARCHES ARE HARD. Hulk likes this one, though.
(thanks to Puny Human Scott!)

Puny human Kevin helps Hulk do diary sometimes. Kevin said Hulk had to put that there or he'd take away Hulk's Game Boy! You can also check out INTERNET WEBSITE EBAY AUCTIONS! Maybe you can find something to buy for friends or relatives or other puny humans you know!
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HA HA HA! STUPID SPIDER-MAN!!!! (Thanks to Gary - nice puny human!)
Write to Hulk! [email protected]

<!-- Blog Posts -->Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Hulk was asked to go see Monkey President take re-oathening but decided he would rather stay in his WARM APARTMENT.

Hulk can't wait to see STUPID THOR all cold and shivery with his LONG GIRLY HAIR.

Hulk has to go - pizza is here! Posted by: Incredible Hulk / 11:32 PM // <SCRIPT type=text/javascript>postCount('110619578433050268'); </SCRIPT>Comments (5) | <SCRIPT type=text/javascript>postCountTB('110619578433050268'); </SCRIPT>Trackback (0)
Monday, January 10, 2005

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HULK SEES A LOT OF BUSINESSES IN VILLAGE PART OF NEW YORK WHERE HULK LIVES WITH STICKERS LIKE THIS. This means that Hulk can NOT go into business and get "service." HULK DOES NOT WANT SERVICE, HULK WANTS A SLICE OF PIZZA!!!

The picture is not the stickers that have Hulk on them, though! It is a stupid puny human comic book cover! Did you know they could make comic books about Hulk without asking Hulk? Hulk doesn't get any money from these! It is because Hulk is a "public figure" like Abraham Lincoln or Charro! Hulk could use the money from the comic books to buy a kitten-cat or maybe some more cereal - CAP'N CRUNCH, HULK IS REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR! Posted by: Incredible Hulk / 9:20 AM // <SCRIPT type=text/javascript>postCount('110536706001512693'); </SCRIPT>Comments (21) | <SCRIPT type=text/javascript>postCountTB('110536706001512693'); </SCRIPT>Trackback (0)
Saturday, January 01, 2005

HULK MISSED OUT ON NEW YEAR'S PARTY AT TIMES SQUARE WITH REGIS WHO IS NOT DICK CLARK!!

Hulk was busy fighting Absorbing Man out on the docks to head to big party and let Hulk tell you, when Absorbing Man absorbs the East River, it's hard to fight Absorbing Man and keep Burger King lunch down.

Hulk's Resolutions For 2005:
1. Smash bad people more.
2. Get a kitten and TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT. Hulk wants a cute kitten like this kitten:
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3. Work on stupid model boat Spider-Man got Hulk and have it ready to sail in big race in Central Park.
4. Smash Iron Man when Iron Man least expects it.
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Sunday, December 26, 2004

NO, BAD GUYS!

HULK WILL NOT GIVE YOU HULK'S ADDRESS.

This means you, stupid Absorbing Man and Leader! Go bother someone else! Posted by: Incredible Hulk / 4:23 PM // <SCRIPT type=text/javascript>postCount('110409628342727476'); </SCRIPT>Comments (3) | <SCRIPT type=text/javascript>postCountTB('110409628342727476'); </SCRIPT>Trackback (0)
 
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BuckeyeTillIDie said:
I've never understood all the hostility towards dj.. maybe I just don't read enough of his posts..

anyways, I just wanted to comment on this thread so I could say:

Fuck the fucking fuckers
clearly it is the case that you havent read his threads. he was just annoying before but on this site his shit that was annoying on BN is fucking awful. i cant stand to see open letters to the board on this site. :smash:
 
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good eetin

Damn Good Buffalo Skwerl! - anonymous

Get sum fat squirrel's. Make your best hot sauce, like you would put in wings. Skin...chop up. set deep fryer at 380. cook for 14 minutes, drain squirrel parts and coat with wing sauce. serve with a can of beer, celery and blue cheese.



<HR>Spicy Sqirrell Sausage Spagetti - anonymous


Ingredients
1 gal. ice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon beer
5 lbs. sqirrell with most of the fur removed and intestines removed and reserved for stuffing sausages.
1/2 cup Morton's curing salt with salt peter added.
1 Tbls. cracked black pepper.
2 tbls. cayenne pepper.
20 beer nuts
2 deer nuts
1 lb. angel hair pasta cooked al dente
2 qts. Ragu squirel and pepperoni flavored pasta sauce.

Instructions
1. Take beer and pour into the cook.
2. Grind sqirell coarsly don't worry bout small bones and cartilage. Add salt and pepper.
3.Using your thumb and fore finger, extrude any remaining undigested food and fecal matter and put down the garbage disposal or feed it to a dog, if you have one.
4.Stuff the intestines carefully with sausage mixture, trying not to rupture.
5. Simmer sausage in pasta sauce
6. Serve over hot noodles.
7. Eat and take a nap.
 
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3.Using your thumb and fore finger, extrude any remaining undigested food and fecal matter and put down the garbage disposal or feed it to a dog, if you have one.

That seals the deal... I'm cooking this!
 
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Thump said:
No way you can do it. Seeing donny's posts is like a drug. You just have to see it.

It's kind of like going to car race b/c you're looking for a big CRASH.
If I can stay off of BN for the Tiffie Puppie breakup I can ignore that inbred ass. At least here I have a button I can click to not see any of his posts.
 
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Inspirational Stories of Courage, Speed, and Overcoming Adversity?

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"Well... and then on the 3rd to last lap... the 43 cars manifold blew... and hell... he thought he's gonna lose the Daytona 500... THE DAYTONA 500 DADGUMMIT! So's he just cruised on into the pits and put some chewing gum own it that he'd been Chawin' on and won that thar little old race... Richard Petty shore was a cool customer."
 
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