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Okay I am bored and a budding terrorist.

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I delivered my first box last night. I found an old gag gift troll doll and put it in the box with a printed note saying, "touch me, play with me, I've been waiting so long."

Kinda sucks not seeing the reaction.
 
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kinch said:
I delivered my first box last night. I found an old gag gift troll doll and put it in the box with a printed note saying, "touch me, play with me, I've been waiting so long."

Kinda sucks not seeing the reaction.
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So this isn't really relevant here, or anywhere, but I have to share.

I just went to Kroger to buy pizza and beer because don't judge me, and I saw a real live soul patch in the wild.

This could already be the makings of a perfect day, but it gets. . . better!

The dude, who was also rocking a Sweet Soul Sister hairstyle, catches me admiring his facial artistry and he winks at me. He fucking winked at me.

This may be the most glorious day of my life.
 
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Deep thoughts with me:

So if you kill a puppy it is abuse and you face jail time. But killing a mouse is fine.

Is it size? Intelligence?

@Thump kills groundhogs daily. They are puppy sized, probably puppy intelligence level.

What and why are the determinations?
 
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