Okay I am bored and a budding terrorist.

[kinch]

I happen to have some boxes around.

I have decided to write on them in large print, "DO NOT OPEN THIS" and leave them on random people's porches.

Now comes the hard part, what should I put in them?

 

[kinch]

Thought number one: A well devoured corpse of a whole roast chicken along with a photograph of a live chicken taped to the inside of the box labelled "Ralph."

 

[kinch]

A can of Lysol along with a note saying, "Don't think we can't smell you."

 

[kinch]

A pentagram candle holder with a candle (yes, I have those), along with a note saying, "My mom made me give this to you and tell you to light it. But please don't, she's been weird since she died."

 

[kinch]

A little doll with a note saying, "From your real dad."

 

[Jaxbuck]

Candlesticks are always a good choice

 

[kinch]

A Pet Rock with a huge smiley face painted on it with a note saying, "you must take care of me. Don't neglect me. Don't be like Sarah."

 

[kinch]

Candlesticks are always a good choice

How about a picture of your avatar and a message saying, "Do you remember me? Baby Joey does."

 

[Jaxbuck]

How about a picture of your avatar and a message saying, "Do you remember me? Baby Joey does."

If I got to hit that chick in my avatar I'd send you back a note saying "Doesn't matter. Had sex"

 

[kinch]

If I got to hit that chick in my avatar I'd send you back a note saying "Doesn't matter. Had sex"

If I got to hit a chick in ANY avatar I'd send you a note saying, "Doesn't matter. Had sex."

 

[AKAK]

I happen to have some boxes around.

I have decided to write on them in large print, "DO NOT OPEN THIS" and leave them on random people's porches.

Now comes the hard part, what should I put in them?

Socks

 

[tsteele316]

If I got to hit that chick in my avatar I'd send you back a note saying "Doesn't matter. Had sex"

If you got to bang the girl in your avatar, I'd send you a note saying "Doesn't matter. You had sex.". Then I'd take care of the pet rock, light the candle, and spray the Lysol all over myself.

 

[kinch]

If you got to bang the girl in your avatar, I'd send you a note saying "Doesn't matter. You had sex.". Then I'd take care of the pet rock, light the candle, and spray the Lysol all over myself.

It's really not impressive if you describe your average Wednesday.

 

[Thump]

I just reported you to Homeland Security.

 

[OHSportsFan]

Socks

I love new socks.