Game Thread Ohio State vs TCU (Arlington, TX) - 09/15/18, 8:00PM (ABC)

[MaxBuck]

I only drink Prosecco.

So you're gay, and you're Italian. What else should we know about you?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Kansas City.

KC and Memphis are undignified. The correct answer is Texas.

 

[Jaxbuck]

So you're gay, and you're Italian. What else should we know about you?

 

[MaxBuck]

KC and Memphis are undignified. The correct answer is Texas.

You're a Buckeye, and I love you like a brother. But you ain't right.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

KC and Memphis are undignified. The correct answer is Texas.

You go to hell. Memphis dry rub all day and all night.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

You go to hell. Memphis dry rub all day and all night.

It is of course no surprise that you go dry rubbing all day. You fucking weird ass squirrel

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

You're a Buckeye, and I love you like a brother. But you ain't right.

Beef vs Pig is no match in the animal kingdom nor in the smoking community. Now, if you throw some bacon on top of some brisket, perhaps we can compromise. Otherwise don’t waste my time with your played KC barbecue.

 

[MaxBuck]

Beef vs Pig is no match in the animal kingdom nor in the smoking community. Now, if you throw some bacon on top of some brisket, perhaps we can compromise. Otherwise don’t waste my time with your played KC barbecue.

A man who would ignore the attractions of sweet pulled pork and ribs is a man unaware of the blessings of this good life. No more need be said.

 

[AKAK]

Pretty sure I've never seen it offered at a BBQ place but I'm all for giving it a go. Gotta live dangerously sometimes. (Although if it's sauced--no fucking way.)

Yeah I think with sauce you're more in a dry rose kind of situation.

And this is buckeye planet, so clearly sauce is in play.

 

[AKAK]

Been done. Quite a bit.

I invented it. Me and Andy Dalton.

 

[gmen6981]

Kansas City.

KC and Memphis are undignified. The correct answer is Texas.

You go to hell. Memphis dry rub all day and all night.

It is of course no surprise that you go dry rubbing all day. You fucking weird ass squirrel

A man who would ignore the attractions of sweet pulled pork and ribs is a man unaware of the blessings of this good life. No more need be said.

HAHAHAHA!!! My evil plan is working!

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

A man who would ignore the attractions of sweet pulled pork and ribs is a man unaware of the blessings of this good life. No more need be said.

I won’t ignore them, but if my last meal is a choice between the pig and the brisket, there’s no way I’m dumbing down my meal with pig.

 

[BB73]

Based on history, are we sure we want the Buckeyes to win this game?

1957, TCU won 18-14, Ohio State finished as National Champs (UPI Coaches)

1961, ended in a 7-7 tie, Ohio State finished as National Champs (Football Writers)

1969, tOSU won 62-0, finished #4 in the AP poll

1973, tOSU won 37-3, finished #2 in the AP poll

The '69 and '73 teams may be the best Buckeye squads that didn't win a National Title.

 

[Drubuck]

I won’t ignore them, but if my last meal is a choice between the pig and the brisket, there’s no way I’m dumbing down my meal with pig.

Pigs are smarter than cows.

 

[jwinslow]

Pigs are smarter than cows.

Which one is more nervous?