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Game Thread Ohio State @ That TeaX Up North - 11/30/19, Noon (FOX)

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sparcboxbuck said:
Those people are just awkward conversationalists.
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So, last night I went to a friend's 65th surprise birthday party. To ensure that it was a surprise, his wife set it up so we parked in a parking lot by the clubhouse of their gated town home community and a friend of theirs was shuttling people to the house. I park and the only other people there waiting for the informal shuttle service are an older couple I don't know who get out of an SUV with a block X window sticker. After sighing and muttering under by breath I go over to introduce myself:

1. The woman introduces herself as Jill, and when I respond I'm "[Jagdaddy]", she says: "No, Jill". As I briefly look at her like she's a mongoloid, she recovers and says "oh, YOU'RE [Jagdaddy]."

2. Her husband then introduces himself as Chas. Not Charles, Not Charlie. Not Chuck. Chas. By the way, to look at he's more obviously Jewish than Woody Allen or Larry David (for anyone who's about to get offended, I'm Jewish myself so let me roll with this), which adds surreality to his Chasness, as I've never heard of any Jew being named Chas.

3. Later, he bashes the security guard (an African-American woman) at the gate as a "bitch". I'll concede that she's not super friendly, but she's merely a little brusque and business-like on a 20 degree night and her job involves dealing with a bunch of old relatively rich white people all the time and presumably not getting paid especially well for it.

In short, fuck these people. Harbaugh's not an outlier: He's the archetype.
 
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hammerdrop said:
You’re creating a delusion - tearing it down and then congratulating yourself. Nice.

Entitlement is Clamoring for the playoffs after getting blown out during the regular season by a Purdue or Iowa. That’s one example. There are many from the Cooper era as well.

Ohio fans have their fair share of snowflakes easily triggered by micro aggressions, And never worked a day in their life. The average millennial in Ohio has no understanding of this rivalry. Right now they are entitled snowflakes. I would never trade places with them- not even for a nanosecond

If we lose - which I don’t think we will. I will own my prediction as I always do.

I can only hope that the fire and passion that some of us Wolverine fans have is also in the soul of every wolverine that comes out of the tunnel. If that were the case you would have no chance - none whatsoever. Every year you have played us - your team has wanted it. I get the impression that they don’t want it as bad this year. Their looking ahead.

In just a short few hours the sight of a buckeye on the same field as a wolverine is second to none in terms of lighting the fuse anger and hatred within the very depths of my soul.

11242018
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So, when they stuffed you in the lockers, did they tend to put you in face first? Upside down? And did they wrap your hairy back in packing tape before they put the lock on the door?

Just wondering if you might have been one of the people we stuffed in a locker.
 
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hammerdrop said:
You’re creating a delusion - tearing it down and then congratulating yourself. Nice.

Entitlement is Clamoring for the playoffs after getting blown out during the regular season by a Purdue or Iowa. That’s one example. There are many from the Cooper era as well.

Ohio fans have their fair share of snowflakes easily triggered by micro aggressions, And never worked a day in their life. The average millennial in Ohio has no understanding of this rivalry. Right now they are entitled snowflakes. I would never trade places with them- not even for a nanosecond

If we lose - which I don’t think we will. I will own my prediction as I always do.

I can only hope that the fire and passion that some of us Wolverine fans have is also in the soul of every wolverine that comes out of the tunnel. If that were the case you would have no chance - none whatsoever. Every year you have played us - your team has wanted it. I get the impression that they don’t want it as bad this year. Their looking ahead.

In just a short few hours the sight of a buckeye on the same field as a wolverine is second to none in terms of lighting the fuse anger and hatred within the very depths of my soul.

11242018
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The only thing you are close to correct on is the fact millennials in Ohio do not really understand THE Game as much. Fuck they have never seen scUM win one. They see it as a give me game each year. When was the last time you all won a game? Not just The Game, any game that meant a fuck?
 
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