Game Thread Ohio State @ That TeaX Up North - 11/30/19, Noon (FOX)

[MD Buckeye]

SIR! The Beard must be at rest until game day. We'll need its considerable powers come then.

Oh no. The beard gains power during hate week.

 

[BB73]

SIR! The Beard must be at rest until game day. We'll need its considerable powers come then.

Also, @Thump should have his butt-plug in for the next 5 days to save up a monstro-dump.

But 5 days with a butt-plug is just a normal work week for him.

 

[gmen6981]

Your fears are unwarranted. Nothing but PURE HATE for those fuck ass fucking fuck face fuck ass fucking fucker fucks.

You forgot 1 fuck.
Not trying to be the fucking grammer police, just thought I should let ya know.
By he way, Fuck em!

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[Drubuck]

Also, @Thump should have his butt-plug in for the next 5 days to save up a monstro-dump.

But 5 days with a butt-plug is just a normal work week for him.

His ass better be eating pine cones and feeding out of his neighbor's bird feeders.

 

[buckeyebri]

So, question for the board;

Even with this new found ZOMG!! Speed and Space productivity, how much different is the tsun offense from Penn State's?

Same type of spread/RPO based offense
Semi mobile, semi decent throwing dual threat QB's
Slot WR is primary weapon (and legit)
Legit TE threat (PSU's is better)
tsun seems to have more of a deep threat to go with the shorter passing stuff
neither has a great RB threat but #4 from PSU sure ran hard


am I missing something? Flat wrong on any of it?

Well according to soxe ass I heard on the radio here today, we haven’t seen an offense like this yet and we have no one who can cover Collins

 

[Honor&Glory]

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Well according to soxe ass I heard on the radio here today, we haven’t seen an offense like this yet and we have no one who can cover Collins

That's funny. All my buddies told me we had no one who could cover Hamler.

 

[buckeyebri]

That's funny. All my buddies told me we had no one who could cover Hamler.

I forgot he also said what great blockers the RBs are in protection...

 

[Don Muenz]

Sugar is sugar
And salt is salt
If you're a woefulrine,
It's your own damned fault.

~Longfellow

 

[BB73]

The traditional BP vBet has been created.

Vulvarines get no points.

 

[MGMT]

Is it bad that I want my daughter to be able to say fuck xichigan? I feel like I’m garbage for being fine with her swearing but I feel it’s an acceptable phrase.

(She’s 15 months)

 

[Gizmo]

You've waited 15 months to ask this?

 

[BayBuck]

Is it bad that I want my daughter to be able to say fuck xichigan? I feel like I’m garbage for being fine with her swearing but I feel it’s an acceptable phrase.

(She’s 15 months)

Ah, it’s a good parenting question to be sure. It is acceptable, of course! But there’s always the question of the mother. For my girls, I introduced them early to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog for just this purpose, so that they know and can always say, that Xichigan is a great state... for me to poop on! Never gets old. And then we build on that.

 

[BB73]

Is it bad that I want my daughter to be able to say fuck xichigan? I feel like I’m garbage for being fine with her swearing but I feel it’s an acceptable phrase.

(She’s 15 months)

You could start her out with a song - "We don't give a daXn about the whole state of Xichigan ..."

She'll like that, and it's not so vulgar for a 15-Xonth old. Then next year go with Fuck Xichigan! Cause with a toddler of 27 Xonths, that's just fine.