I know that I am not, nor have I ever been, at all related to *86*, but here's my prediction:
Ohio State is going to march down the field and score a touchdown. Michigan State is going to march down the field, but they'll be held to a field goal. Ohio State will move the ball well for a few plays, but then they'll punt and pin Michigan State deep. Michigan State, on third-and-10 will fake the draw and pass to Al Gore, streaking down the sideline. First down. But then they'll punt. On Ohio State's next drive, they'll move the ball a little, but Al Gore will make a few key plays for Michigan State. But even the combined might of Al Gore and Alec Baldwin won't stop Ohio State from scoring a second touchdown. Michigan State will get the ball and hand the ball to a couple hundred dairy cows and score a touchdown. Halftime score will be about 17-10 or so.
Second half, Michigan State will be as stiff as Rod Stewart. 3-and-out. Ohio State will also go 3-and-out, but then they'll hold Michigan State to another 3-and-out. And that's when the marbles fall out of Al Gore's ears. A long punt return will put Ohio State about 35 yards from the endzone. Three plays later, touchdown. A couple of first downs for Michigan State, and then a tipped pass by Alec Baldwin gets intercepted, and Ohio State makes short work for another touchdown. The defense keeps Michigan State scoreless in the second half, and the offense puts up 20.
Final Score: 37-10.