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So the consensus is that you should make an effort to antagonize the professor who will be assigning your final grade?

What ever happened to good old fashioned ass kissing?


On thinking it over, a more interesting approach might be to take the ultra-liberal position. Think things through to their obvious 'illogical' conclusion and state opinions that make that obvious.
 
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I'm telling you, on the first day of class raise your hand and in the most sarcastic voice you can muster say, "I am a white, heterosexual, Christian male and I apologize for everything that is wrong in your life." That will get you major brownie points! :biggrin:
 
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Is that a required course? I'm not in to book burning by any stretch of the imagination, but the only constructive use for the books on that shit list is to burn them to keep warm while buffalo hunting or ice fishing.
 
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JonathanXC said:
please explain
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Well... I thought I dropped a class... but, apparently it didn't process.

So... I got my Grade card, and some dumbass had entered my grade as an incomplete on a class I got an A in, and an A in the class that didn't get dropped... so I went to the professor for the class marked incomplete, and I said, "Hey, why did my grade come back incomplete?"

He said, "I don't know, you should have gotten an 'A,' I'll get that corrected."

I said, "Thank you very much"

(What I didn't do, is go to the professor of the class I never went to, to tell him that I got an "A" in that class... because... well... I didn't really know him, or who he was... having never been there.)
 
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