Official "What The *&#!" of the Day Thread

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Why does the lady in front of me each day insist on wearing almost nothing to work out in?

You know the rules. PICTURES!

 

[scarletandgrey]

:stupid:

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

If you do not have internet access, you may also complete a paper PA-100 application and mail it to the Department. There are several ways obtain an application.

Fucking morons.

 

[Pheasant]

There is a radio commercial for an area hospital that must have recently received some type of heart center or some such thing. They have a 60 second ad running that discusses symptoms of heart problems and the like. Tingling and numbness in the left arm, feeling dizzy, sense of impending doom, blah blah blah. The end of the commercial goes like this:
If you are experiencing a tingling or numbness in your left arm....chest pain...blah blah..... or lack of consciousness call 911 and ask them to take you to ......can't remember the name of the hospital. I was too busy saying WTF?????

 

[DEBuckeye]

Here's another-

On Tuesday, early in the morning (my wife gets up at about 4am) my wife woke me up because she had noticed that one of our neighbors' trash pile set out for pickup was on fire. She called 911, and one of the questions that the operator asked was "Is there anything combustible in the pile?"

Uh... you mean besides the stuff that's currently burning?

 

[Buckin' A]

Here's another-

On Tuesday, early in the morning (my wife gets up at about 4am) my wife woke me up because she had noticed that one of our neighbors' trash pile set out for pickup was on fire. She called 911, and one of the questions that the operator asked was "Is there anything combustible in the pile?"

Uh... you mean besides the stuff that's currently burning?

Did she respond, "well hold on...let me go put on my fire suit, rifle through the burning heap equipped only with a garden hose, then I'll come back and tell you if there is anything that will explode of your fire-fighters."