[FONT=Arial, Helvetica]The sound of Ohio State backing into New Orleans: It approximates that annoying "beep, beep, beep" of the thrash truck in reverse outside your house at 6 a.m. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica] It actually goes something like this: Arizona 34, Oregon 24; Arkansas 50, LSU 48; Missouri 36, Kansas 28.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica] The Luckeyes were recently seen with the gag reflex on Nov. 10 in an embarrassing loss to Illinois. Their reward, after then beating mediocre Michigan? The Rose Bowl, just because the Big Ten contract says so. [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica] Their ultimate reward? After all the right dominoes fell (see above), they're playing for the national championship if West Virginia and/or Missouri lose on Saturday. Left for dead after Illinois, the Bucks leaped from No. 7 to No. 3 in the BCS in two weeks. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica] In a rebuilding year, with a defense that still hasn't figured out how to defend the spread, the Bucks are a heartbeat away from backing into a championship berth -- 15 days after last snapping a football. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica] Beep, beep, beep ...[/FONT]