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Off to C-Bus and The Game!

Parts of some people's jobs totally suck. You know how doctors have to tell people that their family member just died? How do they do that? Nevermind. I don't think I want to know. Anyway, that, supposedly, doesn't get any easier the more that they do it.

Along the same lines, except maybe in a completely different direction, the kick-assivity of going to another OSU football game never diminishes. If this is your 100th game, it might as well be your first.

Note: yes, kick-assivity is a real word. It's derived from the root kick-ass, obviously. Kick-assivity is the measure of how much an experience kicks ass. An OSU football game tends to measure about 191 Zurps on the kick-assivity meter. A firm kick to the crotch tends to measure about negative-45 Zurps.
 
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His plane's on time. About a half hour ago, I went outside and yelled 'O-H', and from high above I heard this:

"I-O, scUM SUCKS, GO BUCKS - I need two more Hefe's before we land!"
 
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