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October 14 - ALIEN CONTACT!!!!

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3074326;1292311; said:
So now that I haven't been contacted by the Galactic Federation of Light, I'm going to kill myself. My life is ruined. I don't know what the fuck those beings are doing, but they've ruined all hope I have for returning civilization to its purest form. We will have to live under these reptilian leaders forever, and they will continue to pollute our water and air, and change the weather. Global warming will keep happening and eventually the world will die.

Goodbye BP, it was rather uninteresting while it lasted. Maybe we'll all see each other on Planet X when the government stops covering it up and lets us reunite with our spirits.

*This post was made with no knowledge of what any of that bullshit actually means.
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Galactic Federation of Light here. We really just want to watch football and the landing in Alabama is just our first stop. SuLacSu wants to know how Beanie's toe is and if Terrelle is going to blow out Sparty this week. Ohio Stadium is our next stop. Other than that, the spaceship is smelling like a SEC locker room on a warm Orion fall day and SuLacSu farts in is spacesuit to the tune of Thriller. :banger:
 
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utgrad73;1292337; said:
Galactic Federation of Light here. We really just want to watch football and the landing in Alabama is just our first stop. SuLacSu wants to know how Beanie's toe is and if Terrelle is going to blow out Sparty this week. Ohio Stadium is our next stop. Other than that, the spaceship is smelling like a SEC locker room on a warm Orion fall day and SuLacSu farts in is spacesuit to the tune of Thriller. :banger:
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You guys like football and care about OSU football? Holy shit. No wonder make these stupid fucking conspiracies based on you.
 
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Check this out.. not related to 10/14 but hilarious.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I saw a Reptile last night. I know that this is not the Reptilian thread but I wanted to post it here.

I saw my first one last night in my room. You see they are pissed because I am about to be famous and successful in my film and TV career and they don't like this because of the light I carry forth. Just being around me wakes people up.

First I was scared shitless. he was really, tall, scaly and looked like something out of ancient Egypt with this headgear like the Pharaohs etc. wear but it was a part of his skin/body. I was so scared that I called on my friends in the other dimensions, 2 of them are Aliens that are fighting a war with the dark side for control for the planet. Even when they came he didn't leave right away. I had to bring in all of this light to protect myself. It kept me up all night and I over slept and missed out on a paid extra role in this film they are shooting in Tacoma. I know exactly what they are doing.

It started when I laid down to goto sleep I saw when I closed my eyes his hand giving me the devil sign and then I saw him in my room. I could of talked to him but I was scared because I believe they are evil. I felt like one of his slaves and because of this I saw how they enslaved people in Egypt. He was hella powerful and basically my soul/spirit was in submission until I called on all of this light, good Aliens etc. I have never, ever felt this kind of submission before. it was like my soul remembered when they literally enslaved the people thousands of years ago.

His mission was to make me miss the film shoot and he was successful. I couldn't go back to sleep at all and over slept through my alarm. i was suppose to wake up at 4 am but was not able to.

FUCK!

This was the second time I saw them when I closed my eyes but the first time I saw them with my eyes open in my apt.

Has anyone had any similar experiences?
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And in response to that..

Interesting story. Hard to believe, but I don't think you're a bullshitter Mikethepunk, or any more delusional than most of us. Are you sure it isn't just you're over active imagination? I guess you are.

I don't have experiences like that. I two days ago I first talked to two Danish guys living opposite to me here in the dorms. I had said hi to them before, but not talked to them. I got a really bad vibe about them. I instantly thought they were reptilian.

Maybe it's just that they seem so bland, normal, athletic, boring and business student -like. All those attributes surely would provoke a negative reaction in me. But I didn't like they way they looked at me.
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utgrad73;1292337; said:
Galactic Federation of Light here. We really just want to watch football and the landing in Alabama is just our first stop. SuLacSu wants to know how Beanie's toe is and if Terrelle is going to blow out Sparty this week. Ohio Stadium is our next stop. Other than that, the spaceship is smelling like a SEC locker room on a warm Orion fall day and SuLacSu farts in is spacesuit to the tune of Thriller. :banger:
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Tailgating all week for the Penn State game?
 
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they've landed...

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look at his eyes.
Fucker is up to something.
 
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