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October 14 - ALIEN CONTACT!!!!

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CapnStubby;1291819; said:
OCB, not to change the subjex buts I find thee a costume for Hallowed Ween

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I r not pyrate! I r Ninja!

 
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The aliens made contact today. I was working and this fuckin' UFO pulls up...well, I guess it wasn't actually unidentified...but anyway, this fucking space ship pulls up and dude rolls down the window (hand crank, not power windows :lol:), and get this, he asks to bum a smoke. I was like "fuck you bitch, go buy your own". Then, the front seat passenger flipped me off and then they bounced. Fuck the aliens. Fuckin moochers.
 
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BUCKYLE;1292131; said:
The aliens made contact today. I was working and this fuckin' UFO pulls up...well, I guess it wasn't actually unidentified...but anyway, this fucking space ship pulls up and dude rolls down the window (hand crank, not power windows :lol:), and get this, he asks to bum a smoke. I was like "fuck you bitch, go buy your own". Then, the front seat passenger flipped me off and then they bounced. Fuck the aliens. Fuckin moochers.
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Your story was almost believable. :p
 
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BUCKYLE;1292131; said:
The aliens made contact today. I was working and this fuckin' UFO pulls up...well, I guess it wasn't actually unidentified...but anyway, this fucking space ship pulls up and dude rolls down the window (hand crank, not power windows :lol:), and get this, he asks to bum a smoke. I was like "fuck you bitch, go buy your own". Then, the front seat passenger flipped me off and then they bounced. Fuck the aliens. Fuckin moochers.
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Were they wearing pants? I'd imagine a more advanced civilization would not wear pants.
 
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BUCKYLE;1292139; said:
You try and shave TRON's mommas back, and then you tell me if it's work.
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Would you have us believe that Tron's momma is part of some advanced civilization. That flies in the face of everything you have ever said about her. Better rethink that one. :rofl:
 
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kinch;1292151; said:
Were they wearing pants? I'd imagine a more advanced civilization would not wear pants.
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Of course not. Pants are sooo computer age.

Best Buckeye;1292153; said:
Would you have us believe that Tron's momma is part of some advanced civilization. That flies in the face of everything you have ever said about her. Better rethink that one. :rofl:
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Read the sequence of posts again...this time, understand them. :wink:
 
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