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Notre Dame Fighting Irish (official thread of bowl failures)

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matcar;1516139; said:
You think that's bad...think about what ground does when he's walking.
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He forgot to add the part about it having its own gravity and atmosphere. I'm pretty sure he's the only major college coach, assuming a water source is found, that has appendage(s) capable of sustaining life.
 
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ochre;1516735; said:
He forgot to add the part about it having its own gravity and atmosphere. I'm pretty sure he's the only major college coach, assuming a water source is found, that has appendage(s) capable of sustaining life.
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CW is a disgusting fat body but you could hide him inside one of Mangino's rolls.
 
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It's CFB Villain day at ESPN, apparently. Bruce Feldman has a blog post with this nugget:

Alabama coach Nick Saban heads the list of the top 10 villains in college football - Bruce Feldman - ESPN

On Saban
In our recent ESPN The Magazine survey of college players, Saban was the runaway top answer to the question, "Who is the last coach you'd want to play for based on what you know?" In fact, Saban was named almost twice as often as any other coach. Apparently, word from some Tide players has circulated. "Guys never have anything good to say about him," one SEC player said.
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On Weis
Weis also was the only coach besides Saban whom at least 10 players around the country named in the poll as the coach they would least want to play for.
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MililaniBuckeye;1517728; said:
Weis has a habit of falling through things, like floors, stages, etc.,...
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Well I got back to the mainland on that cargo ship they rented out for me no problem so that shows what you know.

I was just sitting here convalescing from knee surgery and thought I'd catch up the local ND fans on the latest goings on in the program.

-As you probably saw the Hawaii coach apologized for mocking our dance and calling us gay. He's lucky he did. I didn't think we'd be able to keep Claussen and his friends peaceful much longer if he didn't. They were sssssoooo angry.

- The schedule has been reworked to give us a better shot at demonstrating our schematic advantage this year.

-People are making fun of us for our schedule but Nevada, Uconn, Stanford, Navy, Washington and Washington State have all won football games in the past at some point so they are no pushovers. Also;

  • Purdue and Michigan won 8 games between them last year and we have to actually go on the road to play both. We might very well drop one against these two juggernauts but hey, juggernauts remind me of sauerkraut, brats and doughnuts. How can we go wrong?
  • Add in the fact we have to play at a Stanford team that won 5 games last year and our road schedule is a lot tougher than people are giving us credit for. This game could be a nightmare but the San Francisco dining scene is only a short diesel powered extra heavy duty rental ride away.
  • Pitt may have lost their best player to the draft but they were above .500 last year for god's sake. I don't see how anyone could look at them and think they aren't a tough opponent. I know the city of Pittsburgh is still pissed at me over that whole attempted trolley ride thing a while back but hey, if you can't build one that will get everyone to the top then you are insensitive and deserve to get sued. That aside the Primanti brothers always like to see me coming so all in all Pittsburgh is ok with me.
  • We also have to play a neutral site game in Texas against Washington State who actually beat Washington last year and pulverized Portland State 48-9. Those teams coming off 2 win seasons can be scary and the Cougar faithful are known for how well they travel. It should be a tough one but the Tex Mex restaurants down in San Antonio make the trip worthwhile.
-Anyway, its shaping up to look like we stand a pretty good chance at 9 wins and a BCS Bowl. Thats especially great this year because the first pick for an at large team goes to the Orange Bowl down in Miami. I don't think I need to remind anyone of how much I like Cuban food so we are really looking forward to a chance to go down there.

I have to go for now, having a new catering company bring in the 4PM feeding. I'll try and stop in to update everyone again, maybe after they replace the other knee.
 
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Yeah I just read that on Yahoo! also. Talk about being delirious. I like the chances of Charlie Donut breath being able to see his member before he dies better than the odds that would be placed on this.

Good call Holtcz!
 
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Oh8ch;1521263; said:
Just when I get myself all worked up that "Death Squads" are a bad idea Lou Holtz comes out and predicts Notre Dame will play in the NC game.

Out on a limb, even for Dr. Lou: Irish in the title game? - Dr. Saturday - NCAAF - Yahoo! Sports
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Check out the following comment from brocklin000:

ND will win at least 10 and a decent shot at the NC game. They will dump USC by 17 or more points come October. Few remember than ND beat USC 7 straight going back and yet USC turned things around.
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