Nothing Says Recommitment Like ...

[sandgk]

A Blow-Up Doll in your place at the recommitment ceremony ..

From Grove City Ohio: Blow-Up Bob stands in for absent husband.

GROVE CITY, Ohio - If one bride felt lighter than air in her wedding gown, her groom certainly felt like air itself as 19 couples renewed their vows near Columbus.
Sheila Smith's husband, Bob, had to go away on business and couldn't make the Valentine's Day recommitment service at Grove City United Methodist Church. So friends brought a life-size inflatable doll to serve as a stand-in.
They dressed Blow-up Bob in dress pants, a shirt and tie, and taped on a head-shot photo of the real Bob Smith.

 

[BB73]

After several years of marriage, guys will try creative ways to get blown.

 

[Best Buckeye]

After several years of marriage, guys will try creative ways to get blown.

Such as?

 

[Muck]

Such as?

Such as having an inflatable doll take your place in one of the wife's harebrained "relationship" schemes while you're visiting the Cherry Patch just outside Vegas.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Such as having an inflatable doll take your place in one of the wife's harebrained "relationship" schemes while you're visiting the Cherry Patch just outside Vegas.

Fo' shizzle

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

If one bride felt lighter than air in her wedding gown, her groom certainly felt like air itself as 19 couples renewed their vows near Columbus.

Total.

Fucking.

Loser.

 

[Taosman]

That guy is totally screwed! His wife will hold that over him forever!
Bet they get divorced within a year.
Josh, you paying attention to all this?

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

Wonder if she hit it.

 

[CCI]

Isn't Bucky Katt from Grove City

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Isn't Bucky Katt from Grove City

I live less than a half-mile from that church.

What a trashy town. But I assure you I was not involved. I was stuck working in the meth lab all day.

 

[Taosman]

The Rev Katt would like to invite you all to his second annual
Meth Blowup Service.​

(bring your own pipe)​

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

The Rev Katt would like to invite you all to his second annual
Meth Blowup Service.​

(bring your own pipe)​

Special price of $49.95 (regularly $77). Plus a free baptism.