Not Even a 12 Pack

[osugrad21]

Two 40s? Not even a 12?

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Mass. man accused of trying to swap baby for beers

CHICOPEE, Mass. (AP) -- Authorities say a Massachusetts man offered to give his 3-month-old daughter to a maintenance man outside a gas station convenience store in exchange for a pair of 40-ounce beers.
Chicopee police say 24-year-old Matthew Brace of Northampton made the offer on Monday. The maintenance man called police, who found Brace hiding with the girl behind a trash container.
State child welfare officials took the baby into custody.
Police say Brace was not arrested but will be summoned to court to face a charge of reckless endangerment of a child. A phone number for him could not immediately be found.
The child's mother was in the store at the time buying cigarettes. She has not been charged.

 

[Folanator]

A phone number for him could not immediately be found.

LOL, what did the media think? They call him on his iPhone?

Dude, he was trading 40's for babies. I am guessing his bills aren't up to date.

 

[BlufftonBuckeye]

What a piece of shit.

 

[BigWoof31]

I mean, I'd trade a kitten for a case of Bell's brown or Bell's Oberon. But not a baby.

 

[808 Buck]

The child's mother was in the store at the time buying cigarettes.

Honey, I'm gonna run inside and grab some smokes, see if you can get us something to drink.

 

[JCOSU86]

A real pair of winners there.