Noah & Mata: A Battle of Big Men

[OSU_Buckguy]

Ladies and gentlemen, it's going to get ugly.

-----VS-----

 

[NFBuck]

Good grief, Mata looks like a muppet.

 

[djtidebuck]

Very interesting.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

Very interesting.

yeah... their faces are as worn as a pair of used tires.

 

[djtidebuck]

yeah... their faces are as worn as a pair of used tires.

Speaking of which, I use a place, down the road, that sells pretty good used tires. You have got to be careful, though. I bought a used tire from another place once, and the tire blew out within 30 miles. They replaced it with another used tire, but I don't shop there anymore.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

Speaking of which, I use a place, down the road, that sells pretty good used tires.

i hear that bald tires provide better gas mileage, dj. you should try them out next time.

 

[Thump]

Dude looks like Alfred E. Newman without the freckles.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

Dude looks like Alfred E. Newman without the freckles.

that's an insult... to alfred e. newman.

 

[Thump]

that's an insult... to alfred e. newman.

Agree.

Mata looks like a chimp.

Dress Noah up in a big banana suit and Mata becomes a non-factor.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

it's baffling that when the two played on the same court last year, the laws of physics didn't break down and create some new cosmological event. i bet you that for two hours last year, 1+1=3.

 

[Thump]

it's baffling that when the two played on the same court last year, the laws of physics didn't break down and create some new cosmological event. i bet you that for two hours last year, 1+1=3.

 

[Buck Nasty]

I cannot figure out Mata. He is a cross between Scott Evil and Neanderthal man.

Either way, Scary

 

[NFBuck]

Could you imagine if those two gene pools crossed paths? I can...

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

i found a picture of noah's mother (who used to be a swedish model) when she was pregnant with him.

 

[djtidebuck]

i hear that bald tires provide better gas mileage, dj. you should try them out next time.

That's not funny.