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Noah & Mata: A Battle of Big Men

OSU_Buckguy;794954; said:
hey, race cars are often fitted with bald tires. i just figured that if you put bald tires on that corvette you talk about, you could be a :pimp:.

maybe. barely.

I sold the Corvette, but I must admit that I miss it from time to time.

Didn't know you were a NASCAR fan, did you catch the race this weekend?
 
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OSU_Buckguy;794909; said:
it's baffling that when the two played on the same court last year, the laws of physics didn't break down and create some new cosmological event. i bet you that for two hours last year, 1+1=3.

If it happened, it happened right at this instant:

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From the latest Sports Guy mailbag: Sports Guy: Oden and the Mailbag

Q: Every time I see Joakim Noah play I can't help but smirk in anticipation for the day that Florida repeats as national champion, when he whips out his (her) breasts during the trophy presentation like Joyce Hyser in "Just One of the Guys," with David Stern appearing from the shadows to throw a Detroit Shock jersey on him and the Sports Guy screaming, "Nooooooooooooooo!" at home. I assume this will finally make you a WNBA fan?
--Mike, Cleveland Heights, Ohio

SG: Um ... no. Still not biting.
 
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