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BuckeyeTillIDie
The North Remembers
Obviously, it didn't work because it was not a #2 lead pencil.
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aurorabuckeye13
Heisman
... i would have to say if he tried a pencil again, he might be the dumbest person in the history of the world...
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BuckeyeRyn
Calling all friends & people I met on the way down
I think he has already proven that, no need for an encore....
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He qualified for that title with the first attempt.
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RugbyBuck
Our church has no bells.
No, the dumbest guy was this one:
Rugby fan cut off his own testicles
8 February 2005
A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat England, police confirmed today.
The man was rushed to hospital after the incident at Leigh Social Club in Caerphilly, South Wales.
A Gwent Police spokeswoman said: "We received a call from the ambulance service at approximately 9pm on the 5th to inform us of a situation at the Leigh Social Club in which a man had indeed severed his own testicles."
She said the man was taken to Heath Hospital but could not confirm his condition.
It was reported that the man told his friends: "If Wales win I'll cut my own balls off."
After the 11-9 victory in the Six Nations clash, the man is reported to have gone outside and severed his testicles before bringing them back into the club to show fellow drinkers. A local was reported as saying that the man was on medication and should not have been drinking.
Rugby fan cut off his own testicles
8 February 2005
A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat England, police confirmed today.
The man was rushed to hospital after the incident at Leigh Social Club in Caerphilly, South Wales.
A Gwent Police spokeswoman said: "We received a call from the ambulance service at approximately 9pm on the 5th to inform us of a situation at the Leigh Social Club in which a man had indeed severed his own testicles."
She said the man was taken to Heath Hospital but could not confirm his condition.
It was reported that the man told his friends: "If Wales win I'll cut my own balls off."
After the 11-9 victory in the Six Nations clash, the man is reported to have gone outside and severed his testicles before bringing them back into the club to show fellow drinkers. A local was reported as saying that the man was on medication and should not have been drinking.
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aurorabuckeye13
Heisman
No, the dumbest guy was this one:
Rugby fan cut off his own testicles
8 February 2005
A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat England, police confirmed today.
The man was rushed to hospital after the incident at Leigh Social Club in Caerphilly, South Wales.
A Gwent Police spokeswoman said: "We received a call from the ambulance service at approximately 9pm on the 5th to inform us of a situation at the Leigh Social Club in which a man had indeed severed his own testicles."
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It was reported that the man told his friends: "If Wales win I'll cut my own balls off."
After the 11-9 victory in the Six Nations clash, the man is reported to have gone outside and severed his testicles before bringing them back into the club to show fellow drinkers. A local was reported as saying that the man was on medication and should not have been drinking.
OK definitly a race for dumbest person between the testicle guy, the pencil guy, and the guy who won the darwin award...
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lvbuckeye
Silver Surfer
nope. the dumbest guy on earth is the one in the Darwin Awards thread who liked to masturbate with the belt sander; then when he ripped his balls off, with the sander, attempted to rectify the situation by USING A STAPLE GUN to try to put his very badly mangled wedding tackle back together. in all he put EIGHT commercial grade staples in his junk... they never did find his left nut...
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martinss01
blissfully stupid
my only hope after reading all of this is that these persons have A. not had children to date and B. have lost the ability to do so.
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