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PrincetonBuckeye

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for those who care, which I really don't and don't know why I'm putting this up here, Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI....she was taking Valium and smoked some weed and was sitting in the middle of the highway in her car....on her arrest warrant it states that she weights 85 lbs.! That is completely nasty!!!

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In an unprecedented display of humanitarianism, the entire continent of Africa has joined forces to support the world's largest ever food drive to save Hollywood actresses. Millions of American males have pitched in with donations specifically directed to help Lindsay Lohan get back to her playing weight.
 
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i could rise to the occasion and bang her. much like sports, i look to exploit the mismatch in sex. my size versus her small seems like a good matchup. she is way too thin obviously, but better than the other extreme.

one of my many skills is the ability to find a reason to bang any woman willing.

nicole would get some because she is a quasi-celebrity and would be my lightest fuck ever. odds of me banging an 85 pounder and not doing time over it are just too slim to pass up.
 
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