How about this idea: instead of totally eliminating the extra points, each team sends out their extra point teams (both offense and defense) about 15 or 20 minutes prior to the kick-off. They each try 10 extra points - both in attempting to convert or to defend. The referees label them "Cleveland Browns, attempt 1," "attempt 2," and so on, in a completely random and secret fashion. After the Browns score a touchdown (hey - it happens, sometimes!) they say, "give us the points from Attempt 7." Since that one was successful, the Browns get their point. Of course, they can't use #7 again - they need to run through all 10, first. If they missed #4, let's say (again, they know they missed one of them, but since everything was randomized, no one knows which one was missed), then hopefully they don't choose #4 after a touchdown. But if they want, they can choose to go for the 2 points, and they don't get the 1.
Goodell is happy because he screwed up the game, and the fans don't need to watch the extra points being kicked. The fans are happy because they get a couple more minutes to take a wizz and get another beer, plus, the extra point was actually attempted. The kickers are happy because their importance isn't further marginalized. The cheerleaders are happy because they don't have to figure out why the teams are kicking the ball AFTER they scored a touchdown. Europeans are happy because they get to further laugh at Americans for diminishing the amount of "foot" in "football". Americans are happy because they get to diminish the amount of "foot" in "football". And my belly would be happy, because I'm pretty sure that bars will give me free chicken wings for coming up with this stupid idea. Why wouldn't they?