New use for padlocks

[LoKyBuckeye]

www.wral.com/news/4815844/detail.html

Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock
Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks

POSTED: 4:02 pm EDT August 5, 2005
UPDATED: 4:15 pm EDT August 5, 2005

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.

 

[HineyBuck]

I wonder if the guy who said, "Sometimes when you walk, your balls gotta clank," had this in mind. Ouch!

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

holy shit!

 

[exhawg]

how would you like to be that locksmith?

 

[Wingate1217]

It gives a new meaning to the basketball term"lock up on the post"

 

[scarletandgrey]

There has to be more to that story than the dude is telling. You just don't leave your testies in a padlock for 2 freaking weeks.

 

[exhawg]

There has to be more to that story than the dude is telling. You just don't leave your testies in a padlock for 2 freaking weeks.

Maybe he was waiting for his boyfriend to get back with the key.

 

[AKAK]

Why didn't the dude just get into a bathtub full of Ice Water....

 

[Oh8ch]

how would you like to be that locksmith?

You might be a big fat homo if you entertain questions like this.

A better questios is Why didn't he just prick the lock himself?

 

[scarletandgrey]

The answer to your question oh8ch..

"The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock."

 

[Misanthrope]

I've seen guys do some messed up shit to each other when one is really drunk, but you don't screw with the jewels.

But a hacksaw? Two weeks? No way. My ass would've been at the ER the next day, and a "friend" would've been a paid a visit shortly thereafter.

 

[AJHawkfan]

I call bullshit. I've got a $20 that says he put the lock on himself and when he was done, he tried to take it off, breaking the key off in the lock in the process (moron). Like Misanthrope said; no one messes with their buddies' jewels, especially after they pass out - that's a direct violation of the man code.

Just like those stories of people who "fall" on top of beer bottles, flashlights, cell phones, etc and need to go to the ER and have them removed. He was just too humiliated to admit he did it to himself.