New Reason to get Violent: Sardines and Vienna Sausages

[OCBucksFan]

Fort Pierce man accused of punching woman for opening sardines and Vienna Sausages : St. Lucie County : TCPalm

FORT PIERCE ? An apparent spat involving sardines and Vienna Sausages erupted into a beating and ended with a 43-year-old local man going to jail, according to an arrest affidavit released Monday.

The victim on Sunday told investigators she went to visit her ex-boyfriend,

Maxie L. Davis, 43, who lives in the apartment behind hers, and they watched television.

The victim said Davis, of the 3500 block of Sloan Road, went out and she popped open a can of sardines and some Vienna Sausages, a popular canned wiener product.

?She stated Davis came back in and was upset that she had opened the sardines and sausages,? the affidavit states. ?(The victim) stated Davis told her not to disrespect him in his house and punched her several times.?

The victim fell to the ground, dazed, and couldn?t get up, begging Davis to help. She said Davis wouldn?t assist her and she crawled out, calling 911 from her apartment.

Florida is on a roll today.

 

[OCBuckWife]

Crack and sardines? Interesting taste sensation.

 

[BUCKYLE]

She shouldn't have disrespected him in his own house.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Vienna Sausages, a popular canned wiener product.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

He was probably mad because her crotch smelled like sardines and he was hung like a Vienna sausage...

 

[BigWoof31]

Crack and sardines? Interesting taste sensation.

Clearly you've never had a good Caesar Salad. The best ones are almost as addictive as crack.

 

[Jake]

Ingredients: Mechanically Separated Chicken, Water, Beef, Pork, Salt, Corn Syrup, Less than 2% of Mustard, Spices, Natural Flavorings, Dried Garlic, Sodium Nitrite.

Parts is parts.

 

[Gatorubet]

Ingredients: Mechanically Separated Chicken rectums, Water, Beef penis, Pork taint, Salt, Corn Syrup, Less than 2% of Mustard, Spices, Natural Flavorings, Dried Garlic, Sodium Nitrite.


Parts is parts.

FI

 

[3074326]

She shouldn't have disrespected him in his own house.

Fact

 

[Gatorubet]

"She stated Davis came back in and was upset that she had opened
the sardines and sausages," the affidavit states. "(The victim) stated Davis
told her not to disrespect him in his house and punched her several times."

Well, bitch comes in your house and opens your Thankgiving meal without asking, the Pimp Hand has to be stong!