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New marketing niche - things for lazy fat people...

Working in a resturant you would be amazed how fat some people are. They come in order an app that is meant for 4 people by themselves, order some giant meal, and then dessert....but of course they have diet coke....yes its 5 or 6 of them but at least it's diet :)

There's a clinical term for that...dietary schizophrenia :slappy:
 
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Tax every fucking thing that makes a fucking fat person more likely to be fucking fat. Use the $ to pay for the knee and hip replacement they will need along with the insulin for when they are a diabetic. What a fucking joke that I have to pay with migh high insurance rates for these fat fucks.
 
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Tax every fucking thing that makes a fucking fat person more likely to be fucking fat. Use the $ to pay for the knee and hip replacement they will need along with the insulin for when they are a diabetic. What a fucking joke that I have to pay with migh high insurance rates for these fat fucks.

Amen brother!

Instead of increasing taxes on smokes and booze, especially smokes since it is quite trendy to bash smokers and the ills done to their health, let's start a new tax....a fat tax! This fat tax shouldn't tax the food, but tax the fat person! If one is clinically obese, they should have to pay a fat tax, or maybe it should be called a luxury tax (so as not hurt anyone's feelings) :wink2:. (Disclaimer: The aforementioned fat tax is said only somewhat tongue-in-cheek. The Ho-Ho in my mouth is preventing a pure tongue-in-cheek.)

Working in a resturant you would be amazed how fat some people are. They come in order an app that is meant for 4 people by themselves, order some giant meal, and then dessert....but of course they have diet coke....yes its 5 or 6 of them but at least it's diet :)

Just imagine how big they would be if they drank regular Coke!
 
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The sin tax we administer on booze and smokes should also be leveled on McDonalds, Burger King, and other fast food restaurants. Maybe once the cost of double cheesburger at McDonalds goes from $.99 to $4.99 and Big Mac costs $7.50, people will lay off of them.
 
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Its companies like this that make people fat and not do anything about it.

They are making accomodations for fat people. They are basically telling them its alright to be fat. That is why they won't do anything about it. Because they think its ok, and its not.

Instead of changing things for them so they can fit(No pun intended), they should change themselves to fit into normal clothes and doorways.
 
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There's been a recent push to classify obesity as a "disease" so that these lazy fatfucks can get their diet pills covered by insurance.
I love it when one of these fat bastards goes on the TV to complain about the complications of bariatric surgery and what they had to go through afterwards.

Gee, major abdominal surgery where you have to cut through inches of fat carries complications? Really? :roll1:
 
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The sin tax we administer on booze and smokes should also be leveled on McDonalds, Burger King, and other fast food restaurants. Maybe once the cost of double cheesburger at McDonalds goes from $.99 to $4.99 and Big Mac costs $7.50, people will lay off of them.

IMO, the sin tax levied on booze and smokes is stupid, hence a similar tax for McDonalds, etc, is stupid. Why should a fit person be penalized if they want a double cheeseburger? No, have their doctor report their weight to the IRS, if obese, and then tax the fat people. (Hmmm..maybe the fat tax could get some traction after all :wink2:)

Its companies like this that make people fat and not do anything about it.

They are making accomodations for fat people. They are basically telling them its alright to be fat. That is why they won't do anything about it. Because they think its ok, and its not.

Instead of changing things for them so they can fit(No pun intended), they should change themselves to fit into normal clothes and doorways.

I don't give you much grief at all Teddy, but that post is one of the worst I have ever read. Trying to figure out what you are saying simply knocked my hamster off its wheel.
 
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IMO, the sin tax levied on booze and smokes is stupid, hence a similar tax for McDonalds, etc, is stupid. Why should a fit person be penalized if they want a double cheeseburger? No, have their doctor report their weight to the IRS, if obese, and then tax the fat people. (Hmmm..maybe the fat tax could get some traction after all :wink2:)

Why should be someone like me who rarely drinks anymore be penalized if I decide I want a six pack?

Why should I be penalized in cost of gas just like the asshole driving the Ford Excursion when I drive a Grand Am?

Sin taxes like the ones on Smokes and booze, in my opinion, should be illegal. But since legally they can get away with it, why not tax the shit out of everything making this country a bunch of fat lazy fuckers? Smokes, fast food, booze, ice cream, Snickers Bars, potato chips....
 
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Why should be someone like me who rarely drinks anymore be penalized if I decide I want a six pack?

Why should I be penalized in cost of gas just like the asshole driving the Ford Excursion when I drive a Grand Am?

Sin taxes like the ones on Smokes and booze, in my opinion, should be illegal. But since legally they can get away with it, why not tax the shit out of everything making this country a bunch of fat lazy fuckers? Smokes, fast food, booze, ice cream, Snickers Bars, potato chips....


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The 4 food groups!!!
 
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If we want to tax everything that makes people fat, we need to start with a viewing-time-based tax on TV watching. Make the 350 pound 11 year-olds start paying up . . .:biggrin:

Of course, we could just butcher all the fatties and feed them to foreigners so we won't have any more terrorism . . . because we know all the world needs is more food to immediately become a utopia of sunshine and balloons. :slappy:
 
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