Need some help

[George W. Bush]

Hey, dubs, I am totally there. I've got a case of bourbon already packed in the trunk and I'm planning to grab some chips and salsa on the way in and then a couple bags of ice from that Sunoco on the corner. You need me to bring anything else?

Yeah, sure. Bring that lesbian daughter of yours...wait that's Cheney, nevermind. Just bring a few cans of AquaNet and some incense ya damn hippie.

 

[Albert Gore Jr]

Yeah, sure. Bring that lesbian daughter of yours...wait that's Cheney, nevermind. Just bring a few cans of AquaNet and some incense ya damn hippie.

Is Dickie's girl gonna be there? I'm always up for some girl-on-girl action.......heh, at least as long as Hilalry isn't around. Yikes!

I know this is kind of awkward and all that, but, you know, as long as I'm going to be there, could I maybe possibly sit at your desk for a little while? Pretending to be president in my mom's basement has kinda gotten boring and I'd really like to try the real desk. I promise not to press any buttons. Except that big red one that says "So long, Iran" on it. I'll push that one and take the blame for you......so, whaddya think? Any shot for this guy?

 

[George W. Bush]

Is Dickie's girl gonna be there? I'm always up for some girl-on-girl action.......heh, at least as long as Hilalry isn't around. Yikes!

I know this is kind of awkward and all that, but, you know, as long as I'm going to be there, could I maybe possibly sit at your desk for a little while? Pretending to be president in my mom's basement has kinda gotten boring and I'd really like to try the real desk. I promise not to press any buttons. Except that big red one that says "So long, Iran" on it. I'll push that one and take the blame for you......so, whaddya think? Any shot for this guy?

Yeah, sure. Whaddaya say we bury the hatchet? I'll let ya sit at the desk if you can beat me at a thumb wrestling match. I gotta warn ya though, I'm gettin' pretty good. When I can actually track down Cheney, me and him have some epic battles. He always disappears like forever when he wins though, bugger just doesn't want to give up a rematch. He's a sneaky bastard....wonder where he is now.

 

[Mike80]

Yeah, sure. Bring that lesbian daughter of yours...wait that's Cheney, nevermind. Just bring a few cans of AquaNet and some incense ya damn hippie.

I've heard a couple things about one of Gore's daughters from a guy who used to work for WHCA....

 

[OCBucksFan]

GavinRylee

Sophomore
Last Activity: 01-30-2007 05:21 PM

:(

I think she met DrewZwick and the two rode off into the sunset (to stalk Ted Ginn Jr.)

 

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I think she met DrewZwick and the two rode off into the sunset (to stalk Ted Ginn Jr.)

Or play Halo 2 while drinking Fresca.

 

[PrincessPeach]

Or play Halo 2 while drinking Fresca.

You'd better not be knocking Fresca... The peach citrus stuff rocks.

 

[Donnyjr]

Howdy, I'm a 19 year old from Alabama. I'm in my second year at Auburn studying animal husbandry. The thing is I'm kind of lonely. Will y'all be my friend. Here's my picture. I is just as purdy as can be.

Also, I gots brothers so you know I likes to party

 

[Taosman]

Fresca can't hold a candle to Pomac!

 

[iambrutus]

 

[Saw31]

Howdy, I'm a 19 year old from Alabama. I'm in my second year at Auburn studying animal husbandry. The thing is I'm kind of lonely. Will y'all be my friend. Here's my picture. I is just as purdy as can be.

Also, I gots brothers so you know I likes to party

Damn...I think someone already hit that...











With a truck...

 

[Bob Saccamano]

Damn...I think someone already hit that...











With a truck...

More like a book of buffet discount coupons.

 

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Bump

 

[Mike80]

The subscribed thread feature is awesome

 

[iambrutus]

instant classic