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BrutusMaximus

BrutusMaximus

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OK I am one of those mechanical, hardware people who doesnt have a creative bone in their body. That saying "I cant draw a straight line" doesnt apply, I actually cannot even draw a crooked line.

With that said, I need some help. I am building and selling my own line of computers (sort of), and I decided to name each computer. I am trying to make it sound cool, without getting too cheesy. Like I dont want to call the fastest one a "cheetah", as that has been done 50000 times. However I am aiming for something along that lines. The lowest one being something, then the next one being something that's faster or more prominent, etc.

I was thinking of calling the lowest model "sloth", but somehow I didnt think it'd sell that way :biggrin:

Any thoughts?
 
How about in this order? From slowest to fastest.

Pronto
Swift
Screamin'
Blue Streak
Hypersonic

I just looked up fast in the thesaurus and those were some of the synonyms that it gave me.

Others that might work well with what you are trying to accomplish:

Turbo, Stealth, F1, Supersonic
 
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Since you're BrutusMaximus, how about calling it them the Maximus line, and then separate each speed level into 200-series numbers:

Maximus200 series: "slowest"
Maximus400 series: "medium"
Maximus600 series: "fastest"

As you upgrade each series, just bump the number up by 10 (e.g., Maximus210, etc.). Keeping the series 200 apart also allows you room to roll over the 200-series, 400-series, 600-series to 300-series, 500-series, 700-series once you run out of 200-series, 400-series, 600-series numbers.
 
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Maximus200 series: "slowest"
Maximus400 series: "medium"
Maximus600 series: "fastest"
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You know that is not a half bad idea right there. Might toy around with that and see how it comes out.


Stealth is the first one that came to mind even though that doesn't really mean fast.
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Well I guess the words dont have to translate out to "fast", just one needs to be more kick ass than the previous.

Turbo, Stealth, F1, Supersonic
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Kinda like those as well.

Thanks for the suggestions. Anybody else who thinks of some, feel free to chime in.
 
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How about name the slowest one the Alba because she has been famous for a while and hasn't gotten naked yet.
The next model up would be the Knightley because she has gotten naked a little.
The second to fastest computer would be the Hilton because pretty much everyone had gotten in her pants.
The fastest computer you make can be the Pron (because you don't want to name it porn). Those chicks are the sluttiest.
 
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How about the slowest one being "Cheese" since it binds you up and stops all movement.

The fastest can be "Bran." Need I say more?

Actually, the Maximus idea isn't bad. I would think it would be easier to change models with numbers as opposed to names as you develop new products.
 
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