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Need Bachelor Party Ideas!

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Buckin' A;1124151; said:
take the poor bastard to some strip clubs. Pay extra for the "happy ending."
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Get plenty of this & Girls Gone Wild Chicks


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Hey you only live once:biggrin:


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without knowing the interests of the groom this is an impossible question.
it is one of his last free "occasions" I would think it would be best to do something he loves to do.

I find the "strippers and bar hopping" tedious personally for a bachealor party but if I was the best man I would ask him to write a list and surprise him from that.
 
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gregorylee;1124243; said:
without knowing the interests of the groom this is an impossible question.
it is one of his last free "occasions" I would think it would be best to do something he loves to do.

I find the "strippers and bar hopping" tedious personally for a bachealor party but if I was the best man I would ask him to write a list and surprise him from that.
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hmm lets check the clues.
Groom ... male ... probably with blue balls
Bride. willing to take him but only on her terms and probably ain't putting out.
wonder what is on his mind?????
 
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Best Buckeye;1124247; said:
hmm lets check the clues.
Groom ... male ... probably with blue balls
Bride. willing to take him but only on her terms and probably ain't putting out.
wonder what is on his mind?????
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Look man, just because your girl isn't giving you any, despite what she tells you is the norm in american society.........

Most of the rest of us are getting some....... well!
 
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gregorylee;1124250; said:
Look man, just because your girl isn't giving you any, despite what she tells you is the norm in american society.........

Most of the rest of us are getting some....... well!
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Lol Noob. the closer to the wedding day the less you get. :biggrin:
And then it stops since she wants to be a virgin on her wedding day.
 
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buckiprof;1124260; said:
Many good ideas already posted: party bus, do not invite any potential "buzzkills", keep group to 10-12, etc.

The only thing that I could add is that this man should be on the invitation list.
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I should add, if party bus is decided solution

Make sure it has a bathroom, we all have that friend, you know the one, he has to piss constantly, worse than a pregnant woman.
 
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gregorylee;1124265; said:
I should add, if party bus is decided solution

Make sure it has a bathroom, we all have that friend, you know the one, he has to piss constantly, worse than a pregnant woman.
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Not to mention the friend who doesn't know when to say "when" and drinks more than he can handle. I think I have about 5 of those friends.
 
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Don't let the bride's father or brother join the party. You do not want to offend them, and, worse, you do not want be sloppy seconds to the Bride's dad....

Do carry the phone number of a good criminal lawyer. You do not want to have to call the bride to be bailed out.
 
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These are pretty much your basic bachelor party "supplies."

*3-5 hookers...amateur porn stars if you can afford them (pm me, I can e-mail you a pdf of a standard release form)
*A donkey
*A tub of cheez whiz
*An 8-Ball
*A toddler's plastic mini-pool and 83 boxes of Lime Jello
*A keg of one of the following: Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Style or Hamms
*Several bottles of very good Scotch, Anejo Tequila and Russian vodka
*Several Bukkake films. I recommend Bukkake Madness Vol. 7, Unleash the Fury and Cum on Eileen
*2 midgets...why two, you ask? Perhaps you've never witnessed the glory of a drunken midget fight.
*A bag of Bic lighters and several X-large cans of VO5 hairspray...why? Imagine that drunken midget fight with both midgets running around trying to ignite the other with a lighter and an aerosol can.
*A late 60s/early 70s domestic sedan (think large Buick, Oldsmobile or Lincoln...we're looking for trunk space here)
*In the trunk of sedan, an icepick, a shovel and a 40lb bag of lime...just in case a hooker and/or midget needs to be disposed of.

That's pretty much my core list. Feel free to embellish as you see fit.
 
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