Nastiness at work

[gregorylee]

There is this lady where I work, she is about 6 ft tall, and maybe 95 pounds. To top it all off I am constantly seeing her walking (for exercise). She is like a freaking walking skeleton, it is gross. It makes you just want to walk up to her and say "Jesus you are such a fucking fatass"

 

[mercer_buckeye]

There is this lady where I work, she is about 6 ft tall, and maybe 95 pounds. To top it all off I am constantly seeing her walking (for exercise). She is like a freaking walking skeleton, it is gross. It makes you just want to walk up to her and say "Jesus you are such a fucking fatass"

Feed her some sausage!!! You know you wanna!!!

 

[leroyjenkins]

i can has pics

kthx

 

[scooter1369]

Buy a footlong meatball sub and leave it on her desk.

 

[mercer_buckeye]

Buy a $5 footlong meatball sub and leave it on her desk.

FIFY

 

[iambrutus]

just kill her

 

[BigWoof31]

I like how this thread is "pushing the limits of decency.

Why not tell her that you appreciate the fact that she's not worried about body image like most modern women. Then causually mention that her ass reminds you of Tony Siragusa. That's sure to elicit a response.

 

[OCBuckWife]

"Have you lost weight recently? Because you are looking so much better lately, so much healthier. Good for you!"

 

[BUCKYLE]

I like how this thread is "pushing the limits of decency.

n00bs


Rip out her eye and skull fuck her.

 

[Jake]

Congratulate her on her pregnancy. When she looks puzzled point at her belly and go "Well, I just assumed because..."

 

[OSUsushichic]

Manfred's father's girlfriend is the same way. She keeps a picture of anorexic girls on her refrigerator for motivation.

We once made egg/cheese bagel sandwiches for breakfast one morning when they were visiting. I gave her one, and she threw it down on the table and yelled "that's fattening!" I almost punched her. Instead, I laughed at her.

 

[OCBuckWife]

Manfred's father's girlfriend is the same way. She keeps a picture of anorexic girls on her refrigerator for motivation.

OOOOO, trophy girlfriend/wife! Nice! Way to go Manfred's dad!

 

[Muck]

There is this lady where I work, she is about 6 ft tall, and maybe 95 pounds. To top it all off I am constantly seeing her walking (for exercise). She is like a freaking walking skeleton, it is gross. It makes you just want to walk up to her and say "Jesus you are such a fucking fatass"

Sorry to hear about her dumping you.

 

[IronBuckI]

OOOOO, trophy girlfriend/wife! Nice! Way to go Manfred's dad!

I don't know. It sounds like it's just a participation trophy.

 

[exhawg]

You all need to lay off these people. Maybe they're trying out for a new WW2 movie or The Machinist 2.