Naming Children These Days

[Pheasant]

I knew a Harry Legg in elementary school. Now that is just wrong...

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Parents who name their kids shit like that should have their parental rights taken away.

Weren't their some football prospects a few years back named stupid shit like "Sirdarius" and "Your Highness"? I did thread searches and couldn't find anything...

SirDarean Adams

 

[cincibuck]

I'm reading Empire of the Summer Moon, a fascinating book on the final conquering of the Plains indians, especially the Comanches. One of the great Commanche war chiefs is named Coyote Vagina... and he was a mean sumbitch.

With a name like that you'd have a lot to be mean about.

 

[Florida Buckeye]

I can't believe I got through this entire thread and no one has mentioned the name giving talent of Sarah Palin...

 

[Muck]

I have a friend who's last name is Batman...

I was in bootcamp with a 'Batman'.

One of my first memories is having our heads down on the stainless desks in receiving while they were calling out names & hearing...

"Batman? BATMAN?!?! WHERE THE FUCK IS ROBIN?!"

Ahh good times...

 

[DubCoffman62]

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[Mike80]

Pennsylshitholians are good for this stuff....

I went to school with:

Mike Hunt
Crystal Dick
some kid by the first name of Nosmoking. Literally. NO Smoking.

Fuckin inbred hicks.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

I know three dudes whose names are Courtney, Lorren, and Christen.

I also know people named Dimitricle, Marvinelous, and Precious...

Yo, yo, yo...I rides my dimitricle erry day, 'n shit.

 

[BUCKYLE]

When I was in second or third grade, we were required to send letters to pen pals. I think we partnered up with a school in SC. I talked to this chick for damn near the whole year. I was getting to know her pretty well. Her name was Ashley. She was a dude. I quit writing her.

 

[Mac]

When I was in second or third grade, we were required to send letters to pen pals. I think we partnered up with a school in SC. I talked to this chick for damn near the whole year. I was getting to know her pretty well. Her name was Ashley. She was a dude. I quit writing her.

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