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Most Hated Traditions/Customs

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Jaxbuck;1960724; said:
I hate that scUM players, coaches and fans get to draw breath.

I think it should be illegal.
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BigWoof31;1963297; said:
They've been national champs at tailgating for 50 years running and 2nd place isn't even close...
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I feel bad that you've had such bad tailgating experiences. Those pictures look like the WASP county fair.

I hate when people try to talk up something as the best ever when it isn't even in the top 25.
 
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SmoovP;1963495; said:
Nutria is exactly right.

They might 'win the party' if your idea of a party is hanging out with a bunch of pretentious fucksnapping fratboys with Bieber haircuts wearing ties and blazers and drinking cocktails with lots of ingredients, whose main topic of conversation is how the Civil War wasn't "about" slavery and "really, we're not racists, we just want to protect our (racist, white supremacist) heritage", and trying to convince themselves that they aren't the absolute butthole of the entire United States.

Fuck them. Fuck The Grove. Fuck their ties and blazers. Fuck their stupid haircuts. Fuck The South Will Rise Again. Fuck Colonel Reb. Fuck Dixie.

And Fuck Houston Nutt.
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I too hate fucksnapping frat boys.

Fucking fucksnappers.
 
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Pheasant;1963502; said:
I hate when people try to talk up something as the best ever when it isn't even in the top 25.
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that pretty much sums up Ole Piss fans across all sports, and Oxford as a college town.

dumb fucks think every year is their year (when in reality it never is).
only team from the west to have never made a trip to the SEC CG. Fuckers have an all-time SEC record that's 70+games below .500 and they think they deserve respect? all the proof you need that inbreeding should be avoided at all costs.

bastards also think they invented baseball and act like they're of National relevance when in reality they haven't been to Omaha since the Nixon administration. stupid fucktards!
 
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- Fans using gestures for their particular team. Gator chomp, hook 'em, boiler up, Oregon's cute little "O" that they make with their hands, "Da U", USC's V for victory during their fight song... [censored]ing annoying.

- scUM's ugly ass helmet. No explanation needed.

- Bucky Badger. Bucky is a [censored]ing pussy, yet Wiscy fans act like Bucky is the [censored]ing [Mark May]. [censored] Bucky and the [censored]ing horse he rode in on.

- Live mascots and the like that tear up the field (USC's trojan man on horse, Colorado's buffalo, the Sooner Scooner, Bevo, FSU's seminole on horseback, etc). Get off the field dicknose before one of our players breaks his neck tripping over the huge divot your fat ass put in our turf. If Colorado brings their buffalo to our game this year, I'm going hunting.

- The "SEC" chant. The dumbest chant in all of sports.

- Most of Notre Dame's "traditions". A lot of them are silly (slapping the sign, Touchdown Jesus, not joining a conference, etc) and their traditions are made out to be the best traditions in college football . Lame.

- Wisconsin and scUM's bands. Neither of them are a real band.

- Annoying colors, with special regard for Oregon's ever-changing chartreuse jerseys and Boise State's home field advantage gimmick.

- Alabama's superiority complex. The only reason you're even relevant anymore is because of Saban and his recruiting-cheating ass.

- I might catch some flack for this, but I have a major beef with "Hang On Sloopy" only being played after the 3rd quarter is done for football games or after the last TV timeout in the 2nd half in basketball, and then making it a big [censored]ing deal that they're playing it... "Everybody stand up, it's time for Hang On Sloopy!" C'mon. Play it a few times randomly throughout the game to get people up and having fun like its supposed to be done. The tradition is to play the song, not to turn it into "Jump Around". Freaking kills me.
 
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BuckTwenty;1963625; said:
- The "SEC" chant. The dumbest chant in all of sports.

- Most of Notre Dame's "traditions". A lot of them are silly (slapping the sign, Touchdown Jesus, not joining a conference, etc) and their traditions are made out to be the best traditions in college football . Lame.

- Alabama's superiority complex. The only reason you're even relevant anymore is because of Saban and his recruiting-cheating ass.

- I might catch some flack for this, but I have a major beef with "Hang On Sloopy" only being played after the 3rd quarter is done for football games or after the last TV timeout in the 2nd half in basketball, and then making it a big [censored]ing deal that they're playing it... "Everybody stand up, it's time for Hang On Sloopy!" C'mon. Play it a few times randomly throughout the game to get people up and having fun like its supposed to be done. The tradition is to play the song, not to turn it into "Jump Around". Freaking kills me.
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All of the above 151%

Nutriaitch;1963460; said:
[censored] 'em.
they can't hang with LSU when it comes to tailgating.

we got better food, more alcohol, hotter women (who wear less clothing), and a better football team.
our baseball fans tailgate better than their football fans.

pansy ass rednecks and their gay ass black bear mascot.
stupid [censored]s actually think Oxford is a real destination instead of just a Podunk town stuck in the 1800s whose only endearing quality is that it's a short drive to get out of Mississippi from there.
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I will back this all the way. I don't like LSU because some of the fans I have met are tards who don't know CFB but every team has them.

BUT...They tailgate and they definitely tailgate better than Ole Miss. LSU takes their baseball fucking seriously!

BTW, Mississippi is just a tad higher than the state of Alabama on my hate list. Mainly for the same reasons but at least Alabama teams have won something.
 
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