Yertle
Pounding out aggression, turns into obsession
Never started a thread before, so combine someplace if appropriate. But, I couldn’t find any where to post this… I was thinking about this while sitting in a horrible TPS report meeting this morning. What fan base is most hated by Buckeye fans? I’d be willing to bet it’s the Cult. Keep in mind, I’m rating the FAN BASE ONLY, not how much I/we hate the TEAM. The team is a non-factor here. I thought maybe I’d ask this group what you thought, along with sharing my thoughts:
Penn State: Rating 0 (out of 10) – They are the worst. Remember at the end of Time Bandits when the stupid parents touch the smoking turd in the microwave (aka pure evil) and then vaporize into nothingness? That’s why I never touch a Penn State fan. They’re a combination of pure evil and a smoking turd.
Michigan: Rating 4 – I actually don’t mind their fans. Obviously, I hate the team, but the fans are quite toothless. They aren’t horribly biased and they keep their mouths shut during bad seasons… which is conveniently often. They lose points for being fair weather fans. Living in Cleveland, the Michigan jerseys come and go with their record. I like to believe true fan bases wear it proud no matter which fat ass is coaching your team. (by the way, I ran the Columbus Marathon this Sunday, and my favorite sign was “Run like Brady Hoke is eating everyone behind you”)
Wisconsin: Rating 2 – These guys typically seem to just be assholes. They aren’t whiners, overly biased, or anything like that. But, what fan base starts a group cheer when they’re the visiting crowd during the singing of the team’s alma matter. Pure assholes.
Nebraska: Rating 7 – Easily my favorite B1G fans. They seem respectable, reasonable, and knowledgeable about the teams. They also seem to root loud, no matter what. I like these guys.
LSU: Rating 6 – I hate the SEC and their ego’s right now, even if I do think they have earned it. I’ll admit it, they are a better conference than the B1G, but many teams have gotten cocky with it. The LSU fans that I know (which is quite a few) are much better than most SEC fans. I enjoy talking football with them, and we share a hatred for Saban. Plus, I like the craziness.
USC: Rating Incomplete – Are there any true USC fans out there? Hello? Are you guys the most fair weather fans in all of football? Did you know you still actually have a team?
Miami: Rating 1 – I hate PSU fans. I pity Miami fans. These guys are easy to hate, but the real feeling is pity. They’re basically the 4th grade bully who beat everyone else up, but couldn’t quite get the upper hand on you. Then he grew up to be the garbage man. Miami fans couldn’t manage to get the upper hand on Ohio State when it mattered, and resorted to crying about flags which were obviously good calls and claiming to stealing our king (Lebron). Dumb asses, Ohio State is in Columbus, not Cleveland. How about I go to Jacksonville and brag about stealing the king back? Yeah, that would be pathetic, which is why I’m not doing it. Morons. Just don’t spill any garbage on my front lawn, Biff.
Texas: Rating 10 – These guys kicked ass. I loved hanging with Longhorn fans. I’m looking forward to playing these guys more in a few years. Great fan base, from what I could tell.
Anyways, I know Buckeye fans are very much hated with most teams out there. We’re perceived as being arrogant, loud, extremely biased… probably all well deserved stereotypes actually. But, we’re not fickle and we put our money where our mouths are. Anyways, I hate Penn State. Glad JoePa lost his record.
Penn State: Rating 0 (out of 10) – They are the worst. Remember at the end of Time Bandits when the stupid parents touch the smoking turd in the microwave (aka pure evil) and then vaporize into nothingness? That’s why I never touch a Penn State fan. They’re a combination of pure evil and a smoking turd.
Michigan: Rating 4 – I actually don’t mind their fans. Obviously, I hate the team, but the fans are quite toothless. They aren’t horribly biased and they keep their mouths shut during bad seasons… which is conveniently often. They lose points for being fair weather fans. Living in Cleveland, the Michigan jerseys come and go with their record. I like to believe true fan bases wear it proud no matter which fat ass is coaching your team. (by the way, I ran the Columbus Marathon this Sunday, and my favorite sign was “Run like Brady Hoke is eating everyone behind you”)
Wisconsin: Rating 2 – These guys typically seem to just be assholes. They aren’t whiners, overly biased, or anything like that. But, what fan base starts a group cheer when they’re the visiting crowd during the singing of the team’s alma matter. Pure assholes.
Nebraska: Rating 7 – Easily my favorite B1G fans. They seem respectable, reasonable, and knowledgeable about the teams. They also seem to root loud, no matter what. I like these guys.
LSU: Rating 6 – I hate the SEC and their ego’s right now, even if I do think they have earned it. I’ll admit it, they are a better conference than the B1G, but many teams have gotten cocky with it. The LSU fans that I know (which is quite a few) are much better than most SEC fans. I enjoy talking football with them, and we share a hatred for Saban. Plus, I like the craziness.
USC: Rating Incomplete – Are there any true USC fans out there? Hello? Are you guys the most fair weather fans in all of football? Did you know you still actually have a team?
Miami: Rating 1 – I hate PSU fans. I pity Miami fans. These guys are easy to hate, but the real feeling is pity. They’re basically the 4th grade bully who beat everyone else up, but couldn’t quite get the upper hand on you. Then he grew up to be the garbage man. Miami fans couldn’t manage to get the upper hand on Ohio State when it mattered, and resorted to crying about flags which were obviously good calls and claiming to stealing our king (Lebron). Dumb asses, Ohio State is in Columbus, not Cleveland. How about I go to Jacksonville and brag about stealing the king back? Yeah, that would be pathetic, which is why I’m not doing it. Morons. Just don’t spill any garbage on my front lawn, Biff.
Texas: Rating 10 – These guys kicked ass. I loved hanging with Longhorn fans. I’m looking forward to playing these guys more in a few years. Great fan base, from what I could tell.
Anyways, I know Buckeye fans are very much hated with most teams out there. We’re perceived as being arrogant, loud, extremely biased… probably all well deserved stereotypes actually. But, we’re not fickle and we put our money where our mouths are. Anyways, I hate Penn State. Glad JoePa lost his record.