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Most embarassing thing you ever regret saying to someone...

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JoJaBuckeye

JoJaBuckeye

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Back when I was too stupid to realize that most babies are ugly and therefore you never draw attention to the fact, I told a sister her newborn looked like Yoda.
 
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My favorite concerns something that someone who was once a close friend did.

When introduced to Albie Sachs, the anti-Apartheid activist, he stuck out his left hand to shake hands. Not thinking, she said, "What is this, ass-about-face day?" Sachs right hand was blown off when he opened a letter bomb addressed to him by the Apartheid regime and he wears a prosthesis under a glove. With incredible grace, he answered, "Isn't every day?"
 
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I dont regret it and I never get embarassed, but I have thought a girl was pregnant a couple different times....and she wasnt. :biggrin:
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Man oh man...I was one of 3 on the elevator with two girls. One says, "So..when are you due?"

No xit: "I'm not pregnant...I have stomach cancer."

I wanted to die and I didn't even say it!
 
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JoJaBuckeye;767403; said:
Man oh man...I was one of 3 on the elevator with two girls. One says, "So..when are you due?"

No xit: "I'm not pregnant...I have stomach cancer."

I wanted to die and I didn't even say it!
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I asked a pregnant woman if she was allergic to bees once. I told her there is no other explaination for her apparent swelling. She cried, hysterically. :biggrin:

I knew her, but just didnt think she was that emotional.
 
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I don't really regret saying anything, mispoke sure, but nothing to regret.

My favorite was a few months ago at the resturant the server who had the section next to me was waiting on two lesbians, they asked him what beers we carried and his response was well do you perfer light or dyke beer. I lost is and just started laughing. The ladies took it fine since they could tell he didn't do it on peupose...but one of the funniest things I have ever seen
 
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me meeting the parents of a girl at a sorority's spaghetti dinner in college after a day long binge...

Girl: "I want you to meet my parents..."

Me: "Well hello Mr. and Mrs. SoandSo, WOW, you're old, I thought you guys would be a lot younger, it was nice to meet you though."

After I sumbled home, it was mentioned to me later that I had sauce all over my face and had a dribble working its way down my shirt...I probably could've made a better first impression.

I also called a girl a fat fuck bitch once, not realizing I was standing right next to her sister...no getting outta that one
 
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Last summer I was in Hyannis waiting for a buddy of mine who was coming over on the boat from Nantucket. It was mid afternoon and I was pretty drunk. I'm standing at the dock in a Buckeye t-shirt and a guy walks by me and says "Go Bucks" My drunken response...."Thanks". :shake:
 
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