More USC players 'out' with a rash

[troy#1]

Laugh now, but do you now how hard it will be to catch some of these guys when they are trying to run away from the itch? They will have barnburner speed!

 

[Jaxbuck]

They will have barnburner speed!

I've lost track. Where does that fit in on the SEC speed scale?

 

[troy#1]

By far, this is Ty Willingham's best effort.

I actually think that slick rick neuheisel had something to do with this! I heard he was a jock sniffer!

 

[troy#1]

I've lost track. Where does that fit in on the SEC speed scale?

Off of their scale, totally! Were talking world class!

 

[leroyjenkins]

PTI just featured this story.

Wilbon said, "a quarter of USC's football team has jock itch."

Kornheiser said "Two words....stall showers!"

 

[Mac]

You'll forgive tailback Joe McKnight and wide receiver Travon Patterson if they aren't laughing. Both were unable to practice Wednesday because of the severity of the irritation.

"It burns," Patterson said.




Team doctors have identified what was once thought of as jock itch, but it has been discovered they are actually suffering from gonorrhea aka THE CLAP

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Laugh now, but do you now how hard it will be to catch some of these guys when they are trying to run away from the bitch? They will have buttbangin' speed!

fify

 

[WaitingforKickoff]

Sounds like they are bustin' some balls down there...

 

[troy#1]

Thats right!

If I didnt know any better, I would think there are some turd burglar or rump ranger tendencies on one of the islands, no?:)

 

[Deety]

"Sometimes they can't walk," said tailback Stafon Johnson. "I don't know what it is, but I'm staying away from it."

???

Starting Monday!

 

[ScriptOhio]

Maybe they don't sell this stuff in LA?

 

[BB73]

Nobody in this thread has called it a "rash of injuries" yet?

USC is claiming that compression shorts are to blame.

 

[Dryden]

You know, this thread title is misleading. When you say more USC players are "out," my first thought wasn't of injury.

 

[Muck]

You know, this thread title is misleading. When you say more USC players are "out," my first thought wasn't of injury.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Maybe no more "team" showers really is a good idea.

 

[generaladm]

You know, this thread title is misleading. When you say more USC players are "out," my first thought wasn't of injury.

All I can think about when I look at that pic is the Seinfeld "armoire" scene.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkp5wuuarOs]YouTube - Seinfeld - Kramer vs. "Street Toughs"[/ame]