Miss Teen South Carolina = GENIUS

[kinch]

At the Miss Teen USA pageant, Miss Teen South Carolina was asked the following question:

Question: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is?

And her brilliant response:

Miss Teen South Carolina: "I personally believe the U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh...people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and...I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our...

This link goes to the video, which is awesome, albeit painful: What is She Talking About? - Video

I am not sure what this says about the education of our teens, or about beauty pageants and gender expectations in our society, or possibly about the real threat to America: Blondes.

I am sure that I am now stupider.

 

[Oh8ch]

Don't leave me hanging . Where IS the US on a map?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Oh8ch, it's right next to one of those big blue things. I think they call it an Oceanic or something. You know, the plane that flew those people who crashed on that Island, and now they're lost. I feel bad for them. I mean, it's just insane to uh... like... watch their misery every week and no one will find them. It breaks my heart to watch the news that they're still lost and they keep getting killed and like going crazy and stuff.

 

[coastalbuck]

Damn, she is dumb. I don't think the emcee heard a word she said. For some reason, his thoughts were elsewhere...

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

what a freekin' dolt! 'nuff said!

 

[scarletandgrey]

And they wonder where the stereotype comes from!

 

[Mac]

She answered the actual question with: "people out there in our nation don't have maps" The rest of her ranting was just nonsense...what a dumb broad

 

[sandgk]

I didn't realize that Bush was a sperm bank donor in his youth.

 

[Mike80]

Well I think it's safe to say that she's in that 1/5th of Americans.....

Mario Lopez is the emcee for that? Isn't that like getting Screech to do the emmys or something?

 

[Wingate1217]

She answered the actual question with: "people out there in our nation don't have maps" The rest of her ranting was just nonsense...what a dumb broad

yes, but you still would do her....
Me too, I am guilty as charged...

 

[JohnnyCockfight]

I don't see the problem here.

 

[Wells4Heisman]

I don't have a map... Please Help me.

 

[djtidebuck]

Are the supply of maps really a problem? I don't think so. The U.S. in north of Mexico, south of Canada, east of the Pacific and west of the Atlantic.

If that doesn't help, google it.:)

 

[scooter1369]

Yeah. I posted this in the "Favorite Videos" thread last night. Its pretty funny.

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

Can't locate the U.S? That is pretty bad. It's not like trying to find Canada.

"Anyone could miss Canada,all tucked away down there."-Homer J. Simpson