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Mind-numbing thread of the week Part Deux (10/24-10/28)

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OSU_Buckguy said:
dammit, tg05, you're not rubbing the product all over your body... you're just applying it to your armpits. if you're worried that you'll die from exhaustion due to producing not enough armpit sweat, then, yes, do not use the product! lol. c'mon, tg05, use a few brain cells here. we're talking about freakin' armpits. plastic surgeons inject botox into patients' armpits to do the same thing.

tg05, when was the last time that it was 95 degrees and you thought, "boy, it's a great thing my armpit is producing sweat. otherwise, i'd have passed out"? lol.
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Ok i say this once and only once dumbass, the article says this "and it causes your sweat production to cease" that doesn't say anything about just the armpits, it say YOUR SWEAT PRODUCTION, meaning your body.
 
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OSU_Buckguy said:
dammit, tg05, you're not rubbing the product all over your body... you're just applying it to your armpits. if you're worried that you'll die from exhaustion due to producing not enough armpit sweat, then, yes, do not use the product! lol. c'mon, tg05, use a few brain cells here. we're talking about freakin' armpits. plastic surgeons inject botox into patients' armpits to do the same thing.

tg05, when was the last time that it was 95 degrees and you thought, "boy, it's a great thing my armpit is producing sweat. otherwise, i'd have passed out"? lol.
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That response was hilarious to me for some reason, especially the part about rubbing it all over your body...
 
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Ginn & Juice said:
Actually I was kind of thinking the same thing....Guess I will have to research a little more..
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g & j, think about the purpose of sweat. now think if you really need your armpit to be cool. finally, the next time that you're warm and your armpit is sweating, feel the temperature of your armpit. how well is the armpit sweat keeping your armpit cool?
 
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OSU_Buckguy said:
g & j, think about the purpose of sweat. now think if you really need your armpit to be cool. finally, the next time that you're warm and you're armpit is sweating, feel the temperature of your armpit. how well is the armpit sweat keeping your armpit cool?
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For some reason I just did not understand that logic...Try it again...Maybe I'm an idiot but that just threw me for a loop....Let me read it again...
 
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tedginn05 said:
Ok i say this once and only once dumbass, the article says this "and it causes your sweat production to cease" that doesn't say anything about just the armpits, it say YOUR SWEAT PRODUCTION, meaning your body.
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tg05: "i'll take 'get a clue' for $100, alex"

alex: "sorry, teddy, you're in the audience... you're not a contestant."

tg05, "and it causes your sweat production to cease" was my comment -- not certain dri's. wasn't that obvious to you?

read this very, very slowly, tg05 (i repeat very, very, very, very, very slowly):

<table width="609"><tbody><tr><td>Fights Excessive Perspiration.
  • Doctor Recommended
  • Prescription Strength
The most effective anti-perspirant you can buy without a prescription.
In an independent test Certain Dri® Prescription Strength Anti-Perspirant proved more effective and longer lasting -- even 84 hours after application.
Certain Dri® contains Aluminum Chloride, the ingredient prescribed by Dermatologists to patients with excessive perspiration or Hyperhidrosis. Laboratory studies prove that Aluminum Chloride is more effective and more longer lasting than other ingredients found in anti-perspirants. Yet safe when used as directed.
Guaranteed Satisfaction
This product is guaranteed to give you superior anti-perspirant satisfaction when used as directed. If you are not completely satisfied, sent the purchase receipt to the address on the box for a full refund: Numark Laboratories Inc., P.O. Box 6321, Edison, NJ 08818
</td></tr></tbody></table> Indications:

<hr align="left" size="1" width="99%"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="609"> <tbody><tr><td>
  • Treats excessive perspiration
  • Reduces underarm wetness
</td></tr></tbody> </table> Directions:

<hr align="left" size="1" width="99%"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="609"> <tbody><tr><td>
  • Apply to underarms only.
  • Apply only at bedtime.
  • Apply sparingly.
  • Apply only a few strokes under each arm.
</td></tr></tbody> </table>
 
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i'm getting this picture of tg05 applying certain dri on his scalp, on the bottom of his feet, behind his knees, around his tacklebox, below his nipples, in his belly button, on his eyelids, right above his crack,...

HAHAHAHA!!!
 
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niether. i use gel. dont know why. i just buy it. maybe cause when i first started buying deodorant, it had just came out. i wanted to be in the "cool" (and dry) crowd. peer pressure is a bitch. all my friends were "gellin", so i figured i didnt want to be left out. all it woulda taken is for them to see those white underarm cling ons looking like christmas ornaments hanging from my pits, and i woulda been an outcast. so, now you know....
 
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BUCKEYESTUCKNGA said:
niether. i use gel. dont know why. i just buy it. maybe cause when i first started buying deodorant, it had just came out. i wanted to be in the "cool" (and dry) crowd. peer pressure is a bitch. all my friends were "gellin", so i figured i didnt want to be left out. all it woulda taken is for them to see those white underarm cling ons looking like christmas ornaments hanging from my pits, and i woulda been an outcast. so, now you know....
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"gellin" like a fellon...
 
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Thanks for reminding me.

Today I'm due to change my 5-day deodorant pads. I leave them in for maximum effect.

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OSU_Buckguy said:
....
<TABLE width=609><TBODY><TR><TD>Fights Excessive Perspiration.
  • Doctor Recommended
  • Prescription Strength
The most effective anti-perspirant you can buy without a prescription.
In an independent test Certain Dri® Prescription Strength Anti-Perspirant proved more effective and longer lasting -- even 84 hours after application.
Certain Dri® contains Aluminum Chloride, the ingredient prescribed by Dermatologists to patients with excessive perspiration or Hyperhidrosis. Laboratory studies prove that Aluminum Chloride is more effective and more longer lasting than other ingredients found in anti-perspirants. Yet safe when used as directed.
Guaranteed Satisfaction
This product is guaranteed to give you superior anti-perspirant satisfaction when used as directed. If you are not completely satisfied, sent the purchase receipt to the address on the box for a full refund: Numark Laboratories Inc., P.O. Box 6321, Edison, NJ 08818

</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>Indications:


<HR align=left width="99%" SIZE=1><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=609 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>
  • Treats excessive perspiration
  • Reduces underarm wetness
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>Directions:


<HR align=left width="99%" SIZE=1><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=609 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>
  • Apply to underarms only.
  • Apply only at bedtime.
  • Apply sparingly.
  • Apply only a few strokes under each arm.
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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Am I the only one who didn't know there were "prescription anti-perspirants?" How badly do you have to sweat to need a prescription?

I use a stick. Speed Stick right now, I think.
I tried degree once, didn't notice any difference.
 
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