Mind Numbing thread of the week 10/10-10/16

[NorthShoreBuck]

I usually drink a few beers so what ever way the mower goes that is how it is getting cut.

When does the grass stop growing up there in the home land?

I probably have a month left of mowing. Of course I have about year left in yard restoration.

 

[tedginn05]

i like burning it, just dump a whole lot of gasoline over the lawn, throw a match and run like hell, uses little bit more gasoline than a mower, but its a whole lot funner

 

[Golferdow01]

i like burning it, just dump a whole lot of gasoline over the lawn, throw a match and run like hell, uses little bit more gasoline than a mower, but its a whole lot funner

"Funner" eh...I bet your parents love it when you burn your house down too...

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

GD - you're quick, bro.

I had a funner time once. Then the drugs wore off.

 

[Golferdow01]

GD - you're quick, bro.

I had a funner time once. Then the drugs wore off.

See that's not my problem anymore, I just don't have any veins left to shoot up

 

[tedginn05]

"Funner" eh...I bet your parents love it when you burn your house down too...

no but for real, i just keep cutting it until its done, i don't care what it looks like, i don't really have a "green thumb" so everything i try to grow dies

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

no but for real, i just keep cutting it until its done, i don't care what it looks like, i don't really have a "green thumb" so everything i try to grow dies

Wow. Makes masterbation problematic I bet.

 

[Golferdow01]

I'd give a Chia pet a try and see if your skills improve

Wow. Makes masterbation problematic I bet.

ohh shitttt...

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I'd give a Chia pet a try and see if your skills improve

Jerkin off a Chia pet?

Man, you're one strange ranger.

 

[Golferdow01]

Jerkin off a Chia pet?

Man, you're one strange ranger.

Slow your ass down posting cause you're making mine make no sense...

Some homo has probably invented the chia-dick before, who knows

 

[Buckin' A]

Wife should have no say on the lawn, that's the mans job!

I am a dyslexic cave man....

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

If you can't keep up get out of the kitchen....

No..

Wait....

If you make like a tree....

Dammit...

Ummmm.....

Quit acting like John Navarre, twinkle toes.

yeah, that's it.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I should also say, I have no problem with my wife mowing the lawn.... *wink wink* *nudge nudge*

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Some homo has probably invented the chia-dick before, who knows

I just searched google and yes... there is one out there... I won't post a pic though :)

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

If'n there's a Chia-dick, I bet there's a Chia-Muff too..