SIMV said:I don't get it...
If you're not getting it, it's 'cause you've been married too long.
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If you're not getting it, it's 'cause you've been married too long.
Have you been married long enough where you only get laid on birthdays and anniversaries? Today's your lucky day!!
Oh, yeah, after wins in NC games, too.
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Time will tell BB....
If I don't get laid tonight, I think it's time for a new TV or something.
If I don't get laid tonight, I think it's time for a new TV or something.
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Pheasant
This space for rent.
Nope, she had a headache last night. She seems to get those a lot, usually about 10 pm. I wonder if I should take her to the doctor. It seems really wierd, that she gets a headache almost every night. I can't figure out why that happens to her.
Here's a picture of her:
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Or pocket pussy...
I refuse to fuck plastic and/or rubber composites. Call me a man of pinciple.
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Findlay... when she has those "headaches", tell her "honey, that's okay... I don't wanna fuck your head"
Let me know if it works... I've always wanted to use that
Let me know if it works... I've always wanted to use that
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I like to follow instructions, and it is your birthday.
BKB - You are a man of pinciple (whatever that is).
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Findlay, if that doesnt work get her a T-shirt and a dildo, tell her, "Well, hon, if you don't like the T-Shirt, you can go fuck yourself"
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HA! I've heard you like to follow instructions.......
(FYI - Not sure what that's supposed to mean)
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I mix it up. I go 45deg one week, straight on 90 the next, and the 'opposite' 45deg the third. Don't want the grass to get a permenent mower pattern in it.
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