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Mili, angry female combat assassins explore stereotypes, sociology

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Oh8ch;2355917; said:
Did somebody say pigeon hoe?

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Considering how frightfully off-topic this thread has already gone, I present:

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MililaniBuckeye;2355937; said:
:lol: talk about strawman arguments.

Yeah, there are no adult females out there that are capable of breaking your nose, knocking teeth loose, or otherwise doing some sort of physical damage with their fists. :roll1: Feel free to let some drunk wacko chick (or as in youra6's post, three chicks) pound away on you, but if a chick starts throwing punches at me she just tossed her gender card right in the trash.
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:lol: I'm sure these female Chuck Norris' exist. I'm just saying it's highly unlikely they would be the ones hypothetically jumping me in a bar. All I'm saying is I'd rather be known as the Guy that got beat up by some female mixed martial artist than the dude that cold cocked some drunk sorority girl. If you want to live in fear of the one in a bazillion chance that the chick hitting you may be a lethal Muay Thai expert, go ahead and fight women.
 
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BUCKYLE;2355950; said:
All I'm saying is I'd rather be known as the Guy that got beat up by some female mixed martial artist than the dude that cold cocked some drunk sorority girl.
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I wouldn't cold cock anyone, male or female...they'd have to be asking to be hit for me to do so.
 
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MililaniBuckeye;2355953; said:
I wouldn't cold cock anyone, male or female...they'd have to be asking to be hit for me to do so.
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I always shoved one of those hand warmers down the front of my slacks.

Took cold cocking right out of the equation - male or female.
 
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MililaniBuckeye;2355952; said:
I know several who will take you down, I dont give a fuck how big you are and how bad you may consider yourself...
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:lol: How the fuck could you possibly know that?

MililaniBuckeye;2355953; said:
I wouldn't cold cock anyone, male or female...they'd have to be asking to be hit for me to do so.
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You need to check the definition of "cold cock". It just means "to knock someone unconscious". You're thinking of sucker punch. I'd hope you were comfortable enough in your masculinity that you wouldn't have to sucker punch a woman. Even one of these hand-to-hand combat assassins you know so many of.
 
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BUCKYLE;2355959; said:
:lol: How the fuck could you possibly know that?
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Back in Korea in '77, I saw a little 120-lb bar girl put a roundhouse kick to the side of some drunk ass white guy who was at least 230 and put him flat on the floor. The dude thought he was mister tough guy and was loudly belittling this chick until she had enough and took him out. So yeah, I "could possibly know" that Muck or just about anyone else on this board could get taken down by a chick that they didn't know.
 
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MililaniBuckeye;2355983; said:
Back in Korea in '77, I saw a little 120-lb bar girl put a roundhouse kick to the side of some drunk ass white guy who was at least 230 and put him flat on the floor. The dude thought he was mister tough guy and was loudly belittling this chick until she had enough and took him out. So yeah, I "could possibly know" that Muck or just about anyone else on this board could get taken down by a chick that they didn't know.
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Was that drunk ass white guy...you, Mili??

So because 36 years ago some chick kicked a drunk idiot unconscious, you know women that could beat Muck's ass? Flawless logic. For all you know, Muck could be a 7' tall, 325# dude that trains ferocious female cyborg assassins from the future.
 
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BUCKYLE;2355988; said:
So because 36 years ago some chick kicked a drunk idiot unconscious, you know women that could beat Muck's ass? Flawless logic. For all you know, Muck could be a 7' tall, 325# dude that trains ferocious female cyborg assassins from the future.
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If Muck was 7', then I guess the chick would've had to have kicked a little higher. Point is, when you blow off strange women as being unable to fend for themselves, you do so at your own risk regardless of your size. That big hilljack thought he could give some little Korean chick a ration of vile shit just because he was twice her size, and he got taught real quick like...
 
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BUCKYLE;2355988; said:
Was that drunk ass white guy...you, Mili??

So because 36 years ago some chick kicked a drunk idiot unconscious, you know women that could beat Muck's ass? Flawless logic. For all you know, Muck could be a 7' tall, 325# dude that trains ferocious female cyborg assassins from the future.
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Ooh, how future are we talking here? Can I sign up by Tuesday?
 
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MililaniBuckeye;2355992; said:
If Muck was 7', then I guess the chick would've had to have kicked a little higher. Point is, when you blow off strange women as being unable to fend for themselves, you do so at your own risk regardless of your size. That big hilljack thought he could give some little Korean chick a ration of vile shit just because he was twice her size, and he got taught real quick like...
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Yeah, I don't really go around picking on women. My point is, outside some bizarre hypothetical foreign land bullying excursion, if some woman, or group of women, drinking at a bar decide to start punching me, I can't imagine decking any of them, despite the ridiculously remote chance that one of them knows how to execute a proper dim mak ( 點脈 / 點穴 ).

Deety;2355994; said:
Ooh, how future are we talking here? Can I sign up by Tuesday?
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You'll have to pm Muck. He'll read your message seven years from now and you'll have a response tomorrow.
 
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