Via a press release I received this morning from Animal Planet: "Building on the success of the network's rebrand and content transformation, Animal Planet has announced a new show with Mike Tyson, currently known as Taking on Tyson, where the former heavyweight champion of the world will take audiences inside the intensely competitive and bizarrely fascinating world of pigeon racing. Slated to film this spring in New York City and debut in early 2011, the show will give audiences an insider's look at pigeon rearing and racing, a sport that is far from the mainstream." I swear, I did not make up one word of that.