Michigan man jailed for sex with a vacuum cleaner

[Redhawk]

News from The Associated Press

SAGINAW, Mich. (AP) -- A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing. The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.
Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.

 

[buckeyemania11]

 

[Apache]

Vacuum

Now does this guy have a vacuum in his head as well?

But it gives a new meaning to "cleaning up your ride."

 

[DEBuckeye]

This story really sucks.

 

[Mac]

He must like things that suck, including living in that shit hole state

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

That's pathetic.

 

[Jake]

"A Michigan man will coach Michigan." - Bo Schembechler

 

[BUCKYLE]

Those vacuums are sexy as fuck though...you gotta admit that.

 

[krazeyk]

Those vacuums are sexy as fuck though...you gotta admit that.

Yea they are jsut asking for it!

http://www.ginsan.com/IMAGES/IMAGES/vacuum.jpg

 

[Gatorubet]

Those vacuums are sexy as fuck though...you gotta admit that.

Poor guy. If you ask me, it is all the vacuum cleaner's fault.

It was assembled very provocatively.

 

[cincibuck]

Has the gender of the vacuum cleaner been determined? And was it older than 16? Any sentencing clues, Gator?

 

[BB73]

Since this occurred in TSUN, he can always try this defense:

"You can't expect me to want to have sex with the local cheerleaders".

 

[Bucklion]

Has the gender of the vacuum cleaner been determined? And was it older than 16? Any sentencing clues, Gator?

At the very least we have to have contriubuting to the delinquincy of a Hoover...at worst, statutory rape of a shop-vac.

 

[leroyjenkins]

Have a little respect, the vacuum cleaner's name is Rita.......

 

[Mr_Burns]

Have a little respect, the vacuum cleaner's name is Rita.......

I refuse to respect anyone who only charges $0.75 for a BJ, but the fact that another quarter can get you an extra 2 minutes is kind of appealing, I guess.