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Memo to fat slobs out there: drink water...

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Originally Posted by MililaniBuckeye
Or maybe I"m just tired of trying to slog through 10 inches of lard to find their femoral arteries in the cath lab.

More like the 10 inches of your own colon your head is up...



Originally Posted by Tibor75
Wow, the pangs of jealousy. I love it.


Come on Tibor, even you know ... that was funny as hell. :biggrin:
 
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I still think this low carb stuff is horseshit, but if you're that serious about it, drink Diet Rite. It's cheap, it tastes good, and it has 0 calories, 0 sugar, 0 carb's, and 0 anything else that is bad for you. And no, it does not contain aspertame.
 
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bucknola said:
...I am not sure what the beliefs are in caffiene.

A principle of the diet is to eat less refined carbs. I laugh when I see all the low carb, highly processed foods offered as Atkins friendly...
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Caffeine and alcohol should both be avoided during the first 2 weeks of the Atkins diet. The reasoning is that they each have properties that might trick peoples' bodies into thinking that they are a form of sugar, and thereby hinder/delay the process of burning existing fat in the body.

The refinement concern pertains primarily to processed sugars and flours. It is better to eat natural sugars (ex. fruits) then to consume processed sugar. Likewise, it is better to eat whole grain products that do not contain processed flour, since dietary fiber can be subtracted from the total carbohydrate count of a product. That's why people on low carb diets should be certain they buy whole wheat bread instead of regular wheat bread.

By the way, since Mili enjoys busting Tibs' chops so much, maybe his description should be switched to "Pounder of Apu-nani." (Sorry if it's lame, but the thought jumped in my head and I couldn't resist.)
 
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Thump said:
So does the Atkins Diet mean more chicks will start "swallowing" since it's high in protein?
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http://www.bizarremag.com/ask/food.php#Anchor-What-11481

Say's one of the main ingredients in baby batter is sugar, so I guess you won't be able to sell your woman on it being Atkins friendly. However, you could try lying. I (unsuccessfuly :sad: )tried to convince my wife that that it was a miracle wieght loss drug.
 
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