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Masturbation = Blindness???

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WoodyWorshiper

WoodyWorshiper

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Remember the old line that Masturbating will "make you go blind?"

Well, alot of speculation has been going around recently that taking "Viagra" may be linked to blindness in some users.

I'm beginning to think that this may be true, at least in older-aged men. Lets say that 85 year-old "Claude" just popped his little blue pill at 5:00pm. Well, by 5:15pm his lovely bride "Claire" is passed out for the evening. Now, Claude has this raging boner that needs a little "TLC" so he retires to the bathroom to relieve himself. This goes on day after day for months, and Claude begins to slowly lose his eyesight, making "shaving the hair on the palms of his hands" more and more difficult every day.

Thoughts??
 
There are a truckload of viagra users and this is the first we've heard of a blindness side effect? Sounds like extenuating circumstances to me...

BTW, if you hold that frown too long it will stick that way too...
 
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I am living proof that masturbation does NOT cause blindness. If they ever change the "Clean and Jerk" Olympic event to the "Jerk and Clean"....I'm there. However, I can neither confirm nor deny the Viagra rumor. I would hate to imagine what might happen if I actually took a Viagra pill.
 
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I Stumbled Across This With My Cane

Lets see how many contestants in this event remain sighted.

Had to be Frisco of course!

San Francisco hosts self-pleasure marathon
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - San Francisco's Center for Sex and Culture played host on Saturday to the city's annual "Masturbate-a-thon," an event its organizers said could draw up to 120 people from across the United States aiming to have a good time with themselves.

The event was organized to help raise funds for the center, and, according to its organizer, provide an outlet for safe sex for those who enjoy pleasuring themselves in a semi-public setting.

Carol Queen, director of the center, acknowledged that the event is unusual -- even by San Francisco's standards. The permissive city, which helped ignite a debate on gay marriage last year, tolerates many sorts of sexual behavior but masturbation seems a topic that is off-limits, she said.

"Even people who are sexually frisky ... might have the bias that many Americans do, that it's second-best sex, that it's something you do if you can't figure something else out," Queen said.

The Saturday night event also had a competitive side.

One New York man arrived shortly after 5 p.m. seeking to break the endurance six-and-a-half hour record set at last year's event. The rules allow for a five-minute break every hour.

The female marathon winner last year, Norine Dworkin, chronicled her experiences in the women's magazine Marie Claire, saying hours later the activity was "about as pleasurable as rubbing an elbow."

This year, others like Tony, who gave only his first name, attended the event to indulge in exhibitionist behavior in front of other people.

"I grew up believing that this is a horrible, nasty thing you shouldn't overdo," said Tony who is from California's Central Valley. "The whole point is coming out and making love to your best friend."

Melissa Gira, a former peep show performer who oversaw the evening's Web cast, was considering joining in, as she had done last year. "It's interesting to be sexual in public," she said. "These aren't things we're sexually socialized to do."
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Did somebody say public masturbation?
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Does this picture show on anybody's screen? All I get is the square with the red X in it.
 
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