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Mark May or Trev Alberts?

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Who is the bigger dumbass?

  • Trev Alberts

    Votes: 7 14.9%

  • Mark May

    Votes: 40 85.1%
  • Total voters
    47
  • Poll closed .
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Are you fucking kidding me? Trev is a dadgum tool, don't get me wrong, but compared to Friggin May, he's Walter goddamn Kronkite. I simply can't believe it's 20 - 3 in favor of May. What's the matter with you people???

Mark May, right after "Holy Buckeye" 2002- "Ohio State got lucky. They don't even deserve to be ranked."

Trev may be a lot of things, but he's never said something this fucking foolish.... Voting for Trev in this poll isn't saying he's good, it's saying that compared to May he's better. And he is. Still, Trev is a friggin dufus. No question.

EDIT - As it turns out, it is ME who is the biggest dumbass... I misread the friggin call of the question and voted for the wrong mother fucker!!!!!!!

ACCCKKKK!!!!! I should be flogged.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Are you fucking kidding me? Trev is a dadgum tool, don't get me wrong, but compared to Friggin May, he's Walter goddamn Kronkite. I simply can't believe it's 20 - 3 in favor of May. What's the matter with you people???

Mark May, right after "Holy Buckeye" 2002- "Ohio State got lucky. They don't even deserve to be ranked."

Trev may be a lot of things, but he's never said something this fucking foolish.... Voting for Trev in this poll isn't saying he's good, it's saying that compared to May he's better. And he is. Still, Trev is a friggin dufus. No question.

EDIT - As it turns out, it is ME who is the biggest dumbass... I misread the friggin call of the question and voted for the wrong mother fucker!!!!!!!

ACCCKKKK!!!!! I should be flogged.
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So is it too late to add BKB as a choice in this poll? :wink2:

And BKB, I'll do the flogging, just pick one of these:

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i swear skip bayless should be added to this he is the biggest dumbass ive ever seen. (by the way mark may wins purely just even by picking purdue as the big 10 champ this year) Skip Bayless is the one that i recall talking about how Palmerio shouldnt be in the hall of fame (before the steriods issue), how TO "won" against the Eagles Organization, and earlier today i heard him talking about how Texas would "win the championship" and then Woody Paige brought up the OSU game and how it would be tough especially being in columbus, and Bayless was like "psssh give me a break, Ohio State???" and then ran on about how texas would kill Ohio State and win the whole thing.
 
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This thread reminds me of a story I once heard.

Little Johnny was sitting in class and it was international food day. On this day, the class was being introduced to venison (deer) meat and they all were getting a taste, courtesy of their teacher.

The teacher asked the class, "Who can tell me what this meat is called." But the students just stared at her blankly. "C'mon, it's venison, has anyone had venison before?" Stunned by the silence in a rural community in which many people hunted, the teacher said, "OK, well let's see if you can guess which animal this comes from. Here's a hint, the animal has a name that sounds exactly like a name your mother calls your father all the time..."

At this point, little Johnny stood up and ran from the class toward the bathroom. As he ran out the door he yelled to his classmates, "spit it out, spit it out, it's asshole!"

An asshole is an asshole. I can't vote one better than the other! :)
 
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BB73 said:
So is it too late to add BKB as a choice in this poll? :wink2:

And BKB, I'll do the flogging, just pick one of these:

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I fully anticipated checking this thread today and seeing my nick with a commanding lead over these two.

LET THE BEATING BEGIN (And, I'm talking about Miami of Ohio now)

Bill - give me the "lone star" If I'm gonna be flogged, I want it done with style.
 
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Whooooooooooooops, didnt read the poll. I guess I thought it was going to ask who was the least dumbass, so I accidentally clicked on Trev. Anyway, Mark May has no idea what football even is, and it's evident everytime he opens his mouth. However this is kinda of a rough poll, because it's kinda like a presidential race........you have to pick which one might not ruin your life :biggrin:
 
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BrutusMaximus said:
Whooooooooooooops, didnt read the poll. I guess I thought it was going to ask who was the least dumbass, so I accidentally clicked on Trev. Anyway, Mark May has no idea what football even is, and it's evident everytime he opens his mouth. However this is kinda of a rough poll, because it's kinda like a presidential race........you have to pick which one might not ruin your life :biggrin:
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AS you have no doubt read, you're not the only stupid fuck. Pick your choice of flogging instrument. :biggrin:
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
AS you have no doubt read, you're not the only stupid fuck. Pick your choice of flogging instrument. :biggrin:
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B-Max, go with the Colorado. The Texas one now has BKB's blood on it.

And I prefer to practice "'safe flogging".
 
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Wow, I was watching Gameday yesterday and Trev actually had some nice words for the Buckeyes, saying that they played great yesterday and that they have a great defense anchoring their team.... then Mark May was the first to chime in that "Vince Young would destroy the Buckeyes and would be able to run all over their defense and would be able to make the plays necessary with his arm." OK, Mark, you go ahead and think that, the only reason Young did so well this week was because he played a very weak La-Lafayette football team, and I expect Young to have a decent game against the Buckeyes, but the problem for him is we have the best linebacker core in the country and one of the top-notch defenses in the country....He's not gonna be able to run all over them like they did against Michigan in the rose Bowl; so seriously Mark May shut your biased mouth and be ready for some heavy critcism when we whip the Lonhorns' overrated ass
 
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