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Mark May (Blew 5 guys at Pitt)

zwem;2216507; said:
Fat Urkel? That is really an insult to Urkel. At least Urkel is smart. Somebody gonna tell me this blow job professional is smart? Yeah.....didn't think so.

Urkel is smart enough to never blow 5 dudes at Pitt. But fat Urkel likes bukkake all over his glasses. Now that I think about it, he probably has blown 5 guys at ESPN. Any guesses as to which five "personalities" they are? My guess is Rece Davis, Pam Ward, Jessie Palmer, John Clayton, and Beano Cock.
 
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