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Little known fact: Five Guys Burgers and Fries is a reference to a typical Mark May Saturday afternoon routine while he was at Pitt.
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I was just wondering, If Mark May Blew 5 Guys at Pitt, wouldn't one of the 5 Guys Mark May Blew at Pitt have come forward by now to capitalize on the fact that Mark May Blew 5 Guys at Pitt? Or would the embarrassment of being one of the 5 Guys Mark May Blew at Pitt be too much to admit that yes indeed, Mark May Blew 5 Guys at Pitt?
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malibuspeedrace
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Maybe it was all glory hole, so the 5 guys don’t know they were blown by Mark may...
maybe he only assumes it was in fact 5 guys he blew...
And not one guy, five times
maybe he only assumes it was in fact 5 guys he blew...
And not one guy, five times
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LovelandBuckeye
You never lose to those pricks. Ever. Ever. - UFM
Some guy named Mark May blew five guys at Pitt.
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Wait! Are you telling me that TV "personality" Mark May Blew 5 guys at Pitt? I know he's an asshole, but I wouldn't have guessed that Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt until the fine folks here at BP informed me that Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt.
Huh. The things you learn.
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LovelandBuckeye
You never lose to those pricks. Ever. Ever. - UFM
Crazy, right? While at Pitt, Mark May blew 5 guys. Couldn't believe that Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt until I found this thread https://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/threads/mark-may-blew-5-guys-at-pitt
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I've found that web-site to be full of useful information. For example, I also learned that Craig James Killed 5 Hookers at SMU on that site.
This brings up a separate but important point. The site in question has done a great job of not besmirching the reputations of innocent bystanders, which shows a level of restraint that is sadly lacking on much of the internet. It is well known that Craig James' teammate Eric Dickerson was an innocent bystander when Craig James Killed 5 Hookers at SMU. Even though they played the same position and were often on the field together, Eric Dickerson had nothing to do with the fact that Craig James Killed 5 Hookers at SMU.
Where that's relevant to this thread is that we too should be careful to not impugn innocent bystanders. Mark May's teammates Hugh Green and Dan Marino were just standing there when Mark May Blew 5 Guys at Pitt, so no one get any ideas.
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Just like @DaddyBigBucks said, without the knowledgeable posters and information available on this great site, I would probably never have learned that Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt or that Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. I mean, are there any other sources telling us about the fact that Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt? Or that Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU? I think not. It's the commitment to hard hitting journalism here on BP that broke the news that Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt and that Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Thanks BP!
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LovelandBuckeye
You never lose to those pricks. Ever. Ever. - UFM
Even back then they hated the Buckeyes. Dickwad announcer says the Buckeyes should be embarrassed for only having 8 on the field.
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