Man's body found in front of TV a year after death

[FCollinsBuckeye]

WTF??

HAMPTON BAYS, N.Y. (AP) - The partially mummified body of a man dead for more than a year has been found in a chair in front of his television, which was still on, authorities said.

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[Best Buckeye]

How much is his electric bill, and how do they plan to collect

 

[Thump]

How was his electric even still on after that time?

I love it when someone gets over on "the man."

 

[coastalbuck]

That could be me, I just hope the TV isn't on Espin...

 

[Folanator]

That could be me, I just hope the TV isn't on Espin...

....or a porno with his mumified johnson in his boney hands...

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

Originally Posted by coastalbuck
That could be me, I just hope the TV isn't on Espin...

Espin would be better then getting caught watching American Idol.

 

[tibor75]

Where was John Doe?

 

[OSUsushichic]

Sounds like a stinky situation.

 

[BB73]

Fucking Hamptons.

 

[Cornerback6]

Veggie of the year candidate. Redefining couch potato...(except he was in a chair of course).

 

[The Man]

I watched Final Destination 3 last night and wished for death if that counts for anything.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

Fucking Hamptons.

hampton bays is the black sheep of the hamptons family.

 

[The KSB]

I'm so fucking jealous of that guy right now. A whole fucking year. I can't be in front of the tube 5 fucking minutes w/o either my wife trying to change the channel to Gilmore Girls or my daughter nagging me about The Suit Life of Zack and Cody.

 

[BB73]

hampton bays is the black sheep of the hamptons family.

This seems to be a racist comment about sheep.

 

[Romanowski]

couch potato