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Man Wins $400K Lawsuit......

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Man Wins $400K Lawsuit......for faulty penile implant that gives him a perminate 10 inch erection.


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<!-- BEGIN STORY BODY -->By RAY HENRY, Associated Press Writer Fri Jun 23, 7:40 PM ET

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - A former handyman has won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection.
Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.
But Lennon could not position his penis downward. He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren, his lawyer said.
In 2004, a jury awarded him $750,000. A judge called that excessive and reduced it to $400,000. On Friday, the Rhode Island Supreme Court affirmed that award in a ruling that turned on a procedural matter.
"I don't know any man who for any amount of money would want to trade and take my client's life," said Jules D'Alessandro, Lennon's attorney. "He's not a whole person."
A lawyer representing both Dura-II manufacturer Dacomed Corp. and the company's insurer declined to comment. Dacomed maintained that nothing was wrong with the implant.
The implant consists of a series of plastic plates strung together with steel surgical wire, almost like a roll of wrapped coins. Springs press against the plates, creating enough surface tension to simulate an erection, D'Alessandro said.
Lennon cannot get the implant removed because of health problems, including open-heart surgery, his lawyer said. Impotence drugs could not help Lennon even if he were able to have the device taken out, because tissue had be to removed for it to be implanted.
Dacomed was later acquired by a California company whose sales dropped when Viagra was introduced on the market. The company filed for bankruptcy the following year.
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Things the reporter failed to include in the article:

"Obviously we hoped the judge would see things our way," said Jules D'Alessandro, Lennon's attorney. "But, when your client is a big dick its an uphill battle."

"Chicks" future

Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, has decided his only future is in the Senior Citizen Porn Industry. He has yet to select his porn name.
 
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A guy goes into a pharmacy, dressed in a rain coat.
He goes up to the pharmacist, who happens to be a woman, and says, "I've had this condition for 3 months and it won't go away, no matter what I do".
She says "can you show me your condition?"
He opens up his raincoat to reveal an enormous boner, and says "Well, here it is. Can you give me anything for this?"
She says, just a minute, I'll have to consult with my sister, who is also a pharmacist and owns this store along with me."
She comes back in a couple of minutes. he says "Well, is there anything you can give me?"
She says, "I talked it over with my sister, and the best we can do is $10,000 cash and 20% ownership in the pharmacy."
 
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