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Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

March 17, 2006

BY ERIC HERMAN Staff Reporter Advertisement

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.

Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.

Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.

The occupants were not home, he added.

Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.

"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.

Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.

"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.

Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.
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He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland
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She came over to visit him at the hospital. She's definitely worth losing your dick over.

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It could have been worse, at least they can reattach that guy's dick:
Romanian cuts off penis; dog eats it

Elderly man mistook organ for chicken head, news agency says

BUCHAREST, Romania - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken’s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompers news agency said on Monday.
It said 67-year-old Constantin McCain, from a village near the southeastern town of Gala ti, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
“I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” McCain, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Gala ti, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6173286/
 
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ScriptOhio said:
It could have been worse, at least they can reattach that guy's dick:
Romanian cuts off penis; dog eats it

Elderly man mistook organ for chicken head, news agency says

BUCHAREST, Romania - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken’s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompers news agency said on Monday.
It said 67-year-old Constantin McCain, from a village near the southeastern town of Gala ti, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
“I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” McCain, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Gala ti, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6173286/
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How could you make that mistake! This guy obviously spent most of his 67 years choking his chicken.
 
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ScriptOhio said:
It could have been worse, at least they can reattach that guy's dick:
Romanian cuts off penis; dog eats it

Elderly man mistook organ for chicken head, news agency says

BUCHAREST, Romania - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken’s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompers news agency said on Monday.
It said 67-year-old Constantin McCain, from a village near the southeastern town of Gala ti, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
“I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” McCain, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Gala ti, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6173286/
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I blame the BK 'big bucking chicken" commercial.
 
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