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Man Dies From Eel in Rectum

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Gatorubet;1699601; said:
A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum by friends
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So while he's passed out, you stuff the eel in there just like that...
 
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Before drinking enough to pass out, one should self-insert a butt-plug to prevent such panks by alleged friends.

It may take some guts to put in the butt-plug: a.k.a. intestinal fortitude.

Note that in the last sentence, the butt-plug is next to the colon.

It's a simple solution - really quite alimentary.
 
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BB73;1699773; said:
Before drinking enough to pass out, one should self-insert a butt-plug to prevent such panks by alleged friends.

It may take some guts to put in the butt-plug: a.k.a. intestinal fortitude.

Note that in the last sentence, the butt-plug is next to the colon.

It's a simple solution - really quite alimentary.
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Normally I can get behind your jokes, but this one was rather shitty.
 
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