Man attempts to join the Mile High Club...Solo

[scarletmike]

DENVER (PIX11)? It has all the elements of a horror movie: a snake, a plane and a couple of horrified passengers.

A Florida man faces a $5,000 fine after he allegedly masturbated on a United Airlines flight late last week while shocked passengers looked on in disbelief.

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Man tries to join the Mile High Club, solo style.




If trying to satisfy yourself 30,000 feet in the air is wrong...

 

[Mac]

Buckyle you aren't going to be out 5 grand are you?

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Man tries to join the Mile High Club, solo style.




If trying to satisfy yourself 30,000 feet in the air is wrong...

What's even better is this link off to the side of that story:

ESPN Producer Busted For Masturbating While Watching Neighbor Change

 

[MaxBuck]

Man tries to join the Mile High Club, solo style.



If trying to satisfy yourself 30,000 feet in the air is wrong...

I told the airline this shit would happen when they started charging for the blankets.

 

[Gatorubet]

Buckyle you aren't going to be out 5 grand are you?

"Florida man". Jax?

 

[BUCKYLE]

Sure, after 9/11. People are so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.

 

[Gatorubet]

Sure, after 9/11. People are so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.

Just try to get an inflatable sheep through security these days....

 

[ScriptOhio]

To initiate a hand job, unzip the fly of the passenger seated immediately next to you, freeing his penis. Grasping the shaft firmly, use a brisk up-and-down motion until climax is achieved. Flight attendants may provide moist towelettes for cleanup. Hot towels are available to our first-class passengers.


Check out the rest: http://www.sextutor.com/plane/

Maybe he should have flown Naked Air:

 

[Jake]

What's even better is this link off to the side of that story:

ESPN Producer Busted For Masturbating While Watching Neighbor Change

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TLG_LtWhj4"]YouTube - ‪Chris Berman Crazy Rant‬‏[/ame]

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

"Florida man". Jax?

Jax is a dude????

 

[Bucklion]

I thought this was going to say someone caught the guy in the bathroom or something...but the dude whipped it out right there in the seat

 

[Leroy]

If trying to satisfy yourself 30,000 feet in the air is wrong...

Sure, after 9/11. People are so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.

Most of you fellows have spanked your monkey while on one of those late night long flights, haven't you? I certainly have - but in the W.C. of course.

 

[Crump's brother]

Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public.

(for the record, I do have a cousin named Walter)